[Lyric] Pokemon Trainer Cypher (VideoGameRapBattles)

[Verse 1: Red (Cam Steady)]
Hoes mad, can’t leave this scene
No sand attack, but this game will miss me
Won’t catch me switching’ like y’all constrict me
I bite like Arcanine, so y’all flinching

Know that y’all are normal, so you can’t resist me
When I’m flowing on the metronome you can’t predict me
I be busted like I’m psychic and she wanna lick me
Nah, I can’t defog but I’m into Misty (Ooo!)

Ok, let’s go, Gen 1
My thrones ice cold like an Articuno, fly
My foes die slow, got the venom like a Nidorino
Everybody wants free rides

Y’all Bag Bak my ass
I’m not Lapras, you all thrash my back
‘Cause I carried tracks back when Wrap was spammed
You wanna talk top champ? Meet me at the top man (Uh)
[Verse 2: Ethan (Zach Boucher)]
Yeah, told Elm that I was willing to help
Suggested I pick a starter that I should keep to myself
Ready? I’m no beginner, we’ll never run out of health
Level up by the second ‘cause so much damage is dealt

No doubt, I’ll be the greatest trainer ever created
I could never be stopped, I’ll show them humiliation
‘Cause I do it a lot, my party’s always amazing
I’m not the one who they anticipated (Woo!)

Dropping every bar like Gold
It was so cold at the peak, I can barely even feel my toes
Weak, everyone that I see is toast
A defeat and that would never even be that close

Then I’ll clean up the matches
Show them who’s laughing
Maxed out my speed to get the first action
I beat two regions, that was just practice
They only got half of my 16 badges

[Verse 3: May (Chi-Chi)]
Eyo, let’s go! Hoenn’s gonna show you!
How we bring the balance to the world
‘Cause you know, we can take it to the skies (Skies!)
Changing up the flow before your eyes
Groundon, we don’t go slower (Oh!)
‘Cause there’s nothing to Cryogre (Uh-oh!)
Don’t you Mudskip this Torchic, ‘cause when tree-go
We only going higher! (Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh!)

Babe, you know we made the rules and we be rocking with the jewels
We’re 3 for 3 with legendaries, ain’t got time for fools

You better show that respect (Oh!)
Going harder than Archie’s pecs (Uh oh!)
Be water or fire
We’re the ones who inspire!
Keep talkin’ trash, it’s clear to see
You got nothin’ on May

[Verse 4: Dawn (Twisted Savvy)]
It’s the Dawn of the new age, steppin’ into Gen 4
Battlin’ all day in our home, call it Sinnoh
Piplup, how I meant to be the best
And I switch up, Ambi-Palmin’ at your chest

Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, how I’m shining with the drip
Freddy Darkrai, always on my nightmare shit
Giratina 808s when I smash distortion
Dialga with the time I’mma erase it
Barry ya bodies ‘cause we need Les Paul
TwinLeafs beside me, two shots, fuck ‘em all
With the lustrous shine, got the space in awe
Spear pillar lookin’ down, no way I’ll fall

Now that’s a Bidoof, Togekiss is my coup
And I’m flying around with the sun as my roof
Game Shark all the rules, Thanos vibes with the tools
Sixteen Plates from a God, Arceus and you’ll lose (Ay!)

[Verse 5: Hilbert (Mat4yo)]
Ayo, pass the mic to this scrafty guy
Bringing the action, scratching your static sprites
I am the mastermind behind Black and White
Here to school you trainers who can’t rap and write

It’s like I spit trouble, you spit Trubbish
When you hear that Klinklang, better Ducklett
I’m a hero to the people who need me
You’re a zero, peace out like Victini!

Meet me in the city and I’ll take you on a detour!
Eating up the subway like it was a team sport!
Nothin’ but net like Durant in these streets
You’re never gonna need to wonder who spits Heat more!

Now the king has returned to his castle
Blood on my hands, not talking ‘bout plasma
Gen 5 baby, good luck catching them all
We leave ‘em out like the laundry- high, dry, gone!

[Verse 6: Rosa (HalaCG)]
Why try, hun? Tag in, white’s on
Light space, python, innate fight’s strong ain’t gonna hide, son
Five stars, I Gurdurr with ‘em heavy bars
Travel far, with the goal, working hard

I’mma be a champion, play it right and make it rain!
Then there’s you, sayin’ you’re trainers but need to multi-train (Yuh)
Gotta bring an A-game if you wanna step to Mei (Yuh!)
And I’ll meme ya when I hit ya with the thinkin’ face (Uh!) (Woo!)

Challenging the best and setting trends, Hilda’s resemblance
Beat out other teams, mean if I gotta be Unfezant
Recorder, exporter, got that stuff set on the web
And testing, the best in the area to strengthen

Catchin’ out cheats like a gal’s playing Amoonguss (He-he!)
It’s Gen V, get an evolved exclusive
Ain’t gonna fail, take a seat or move over
Got ‘em on ropes and I’ll win for Unova!

[Verse 7: Serena (Sailorurlove)]
Serena

Out of all your rivals, gotta know that I’m the best (The best)
Always pushin’ you to succeed, I’m the true test

Don’t worry ‘cause I’ve got your back (Yup!)
Team Flare better be prepared, we’re on the attack (Watch out!)
On the road to victory
All the legends will be ours, we’re making history

Got my Absol ready, yeah we’re bringing the doom
I’m real competitive, this shines through
When I get out my Meowstic, they ain’t slick
No, we hit like a brick, let ‘em talk their shit

In the end, they’ll fall to my Altaria
So hard I’ll leave a scar
I’ll set the bar, near and far
Gonna be a star!

[Verse 8: Elio (McGwire)]
Aloha to the Alola
Not the type to flip a boy like a Proton
Ain’t finna dip, I’mma scan you like a Rotom
Victory shit for a boy down the road (Ah-ah!)

Like, “Oh my God”
Z-Move, finna hit my shot
No shoes, gonna walk my walk
Executor way whip my- woah

Ice on me like a Sandslash (Ah!)
Pop a bitch wit a skull bash (Ah)
No sash and you won’t last (Ah)
Hit yo’ girl wit a Rock Smash (Ah)

All new shit, no mimic
You go ghost on a boy, I end it (Uh!)
Any real way you spin it
Boy getting Lei-Ed by the time we finished (Woah!)

[Verse 9: Victor (Shwabadi)]
You alright, mate? I see you’re in my nation
You can see a black cab in the talons of a raven (Ok!)
All my dogs keep a weapon, Zacian (Woo!)
Not the kinda place you wanna visit on vacation (Yeah!)

Keep a stick on me, Mr. Rime (Grrrl)
Eldegoss, when a big round hits your mind (Yuh-yuh!)
Might Twoc your watch, I’m on that Nickit time (Mmm)
The Glock’s hammer’s locked, I keep it stowed on side (Grrrrl-yah!)

For the ice, hit your block up, Eiscue! (Woo!)
Leave your party cold, boxed up, ice cube! (Yah!)
If you got the rock, Corsola - you go ghost! (Yah!)
Got you pale as the cliffs on that old coast (Grrrl yuh!)

Out on the town, getting wasted (Yuh!)
Downing round, after round, after round like a Falinks (Ok!)
Taking anything I want like a Bailiff
I’m the Victor, remember the name, bitch (Bitch)

[Verse 10: Ash (Shofu)]
Ash in it and you already know
We be running up the show, it’s like I’m 40 years old (Old)
I be winning all my battles, I’m like 40-0
Ya team get a Rocket, this is how it normally go

Now peep this, I’m the champion and ain’t nobody slayin’ him
Mint condition, playa, ain’t nobody tradin’ him (Nah)
GBA with Fire Red, I’m spittin’ flame again
Overheat, turning everybody to my name again (Woo!)

Jessie, James, we don’t play by the book
I might turn to Giovanni, how you Pokes gettin’ took
Got me feelin’ like I’m Brock the way your team gettin’ cooked
I’m like a Super Rod, I spit and now they all gettin' hooked

I tell ‘em once, "The name is Ash", ain’t no bullying him
Got ‘em feelin’ Wishiwashi, had school ‘em again
I ain’t talking TCG, got the toolie with him
And we gon’ wet you like Cerulean Gym (Ay!)