[Name] - denotes the speaker
Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’
My laptop is there right beside me
And I hear her retching from the bathroom
Then along comes Polly, she kisses me
And unsurprisingly she’s hungover, skank.
Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have we done?
How could I be so stupid to have downloaded all this kiddie porn?
Must have blacked out last night
Oh, what was on my mind?
Met on 4chan, took her home
Didn’t plan to sing this song
Knock on the door hearin, “Police, open up!”[Police]
My girlfag looks at me
Tells me to delete the kiddie porn
Keep trying to close windows
“Kiddie porn move out my way” [P. Kelly]
Police said “We have a warrant”[Police]
“Open up sometime today!”[Police]
“Shit think, shit think, shit quick: put it in the closet.” [P. Kelly]
“Smelled weed last night,
Got a warrant to search your place.
Thermo-scanned your house,
Think you have a growing space.” [Police]
“Grow weed? What, we don’t do that.
That was just my tanning bed.” [Girlfriend]
You’re not gonna believe it, but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know they hear my laptop with the kiddie porn
“This is child pornography
We’re going to have to take you in” [Police]
“Whoa, this isn’t our kiddie porn
Someone else must have put that there
We’re not into that” [P. Kelly]
We only watch porn between legally-consenting, and unionized disease-free adults [P. Kelly]
I’m telling you now, I wish this was the worst part of my day
But then another knock
In walks an agent of the DMCA
We’re by the closet, like man, what the fuck is happenin’?
“We have a takedown request”[DMCA]
From the artist formerly known as Prince [DMCA]
Is this about my fannish vids? Those were transformative [P. Kelly]
Land Before Time needed a bit of Prince [P. Kelly]
Fair use from section 107 of Title 17 of the US Code [P. Kelly]
A midget said, “Vidding is fair use.” (said by a midget wearing judge robes who has been in the corner the whole time but never in the shot)
“Oh I didn’t watch it” [DMCA]
And I’m like, “God it’s Judge Pierre Leval from the second circuit!” [P. Kelly]
Why is he a midget? [P. Kelly]
We needed a midget. [Director]
She says, “Baby, we’re in deep shit.” [Girlfriend]
Another knock on the door.
We stop, all look at each other
Like, Who the hell is that
We say, “What else did we do?” [Everyone]
Then we start sweating like hell
“What else did we do?” [P. Kelly & Girlfriend]
I need a jailbreak IRL
Did we eat Roger Whitmore?
Did we hack into mail?
The knocking gets louder
I pull out my Baretta
They pull out their tasers
Said, "Don't tase me bro!"
Midget opens the door
I can’t believe it’s Brad Rosen...
Seven o’clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’
My laptop is there right beside me
And I hear her retching from the bathroom
Then along comes Polly, she kisses me
And unsurprisingly she’s hungover, skank.
Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have we done?
How could I be so stupid to have downloaded all this kiddie porn?
Must have blacked out last night
Oh, what was on my mind?
Met on 4chan, took her home
Didn’t plan to sing this song
Knock on the door hearin, “Police, open up!”[Police]
My girlfag looks at me
Tells me to delete the kiddie porn
Keep trying to close windows
“Kiddie porn move out my way” [P. Kelly]
Police said “We have a warrant”[Police]
“Open up sometime today!”[Police]
“Shit think, shit think, shit quick: put it in the closet.” [P. Kelly]
“Smelled weed last night,
Got a warrant to search your place.
Thermo-scanned your house,
Think you have a growing space.” [Police]
“Grow weed? What, we don’t do that.
That was just my tanning bed.” [Girlfriend]
You’re not gonna believe it, but things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know they hear my laptop with the kiddie porn
“This is child pornography
We’re going to have to take you in” [Police]
“Whoa, this isn’t our kiddie porn
Someone else must have put that there
We’re not into that” [P. Kelly]
We only watch porn between legally-consenting, and unionized disease-free adults [P. Kelly]
I’m telling you now, I wish this was the worst part of my day
But then another knock
In walks an agent of the DMCA
We’re by the closet, like man, what the fuck is happenin’?
“We have a takedown request”[DMCA]
From the artist formerly known as Prince [DMCA]
Is this about my fannish vids? Those were transformative [P. Kelly]
Land Before Time needed a bit of Prince [P. Kelly]
Fair use from section 107 of Title 17 of the US Code [P. Kelly]
A midget said, “Vidding is fair use.” (said by a midget wearing judge robes who has been in the corner the whole time but never in the shot)
“Oh I didn’t watch it” [DMCA]
And I’m like, “God it’s Judge Pierre Leval from the second circuit!” [P. Kelly]
Why is he a midget? [P. Kelly]
We needed a midget. [Director]
She says, “Baby, we’re in deep shit.” [Girlfriend]
Another knock on the door.
We stop, all look at each other
Like, Who the hell is that
We say, “What else did we do?” [Everyone]
Then we start sweating like hell
“What else did we do?” [P. Kelly & Girlfriend]
I need a jailbreak IRL
Did we eat Roger Whitmore?
Did we hack into mail?
The knocking gets louder
I pull out my Baretta
They pull out their tasers
Said, "Don't tase me bro!"
Midget opens the door
I can’t believe it’s Brad Rosen...
( Brad's Betchez )
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