[Lyric] Post Apocalyptic Unreal Dolls (Randy Prozac)

I love my face
I love my car
I love my wife
I love my job

I love my game
I love my phone
I love my rock
I love my role

I love my friends
I love my house
I love my fence
I love my barbecue

I love my beer
I love my whores
I love my cocaine
I love my war

I love my faith
I love my god
I love my cash
I love my bank
I love my voice
I love my haircut
I love my ebay
I love my facebook

I love my shades
I love my pool
I love my netflix
I love my shoes

I love my teeth
I love my clothes
I love my ipad
I love my jokes

I love my country
I love my flag
I love my christmas
I love my thanksgiving

I love my shopping
I love my blog
I love my soirées
I love my birthday cake