[Lyric] ​post irony is overrated anyways (IAmAKnife)

[Verse 1: BORNAGAINBASTARD]
I don't think they know what I'm asking
Lining up all these balls and I'm batting
Work like a Democrat yeah it's taxing
They all want a free ride I'm like a taxi
Went that way but baby I'm better
Than your man put this on your neck it's
"Cuddle" in rubies yeah Scarlett letters
She got a man but I had to bed her yes
Yeah you all been waiting for this
This ain’t a bump, yeah, it’s more like a fist
I don’t get angry, yeah, I just get pissed
Turn you to splatter, yeah, you will be mist
New bitch wearing no collar in fact
My bitch wouldn't tolerate callin her that
She's bad damn with the tits and the tats
And I'm not gonna stay so hoе don’t get attached
Cannot give a fuck about thе energy I'm sending
But I'm gonna make it bump cuz I'm inventive when I'm venting
And you say you're on your grind so it's okay when you start missing
The second I'm washed up that is the second I start rinsing, bitch
[Bridge: Kaj Strife]
I can't find my fucking phone
Have you seen my fucking phone
Can you call my fucking phone
Oh my god, I'm all alone

[Verse 2: Kaj Strife]
Ok, saying things, I don't care, hearing things that aren't there
Maybe I'm too generous with the way that I overshare
Facemask to hide the stress, stubbly face and some tourettes
I may pass a little less but I ain't smiling at your ass
I don't wanna go to work
I don't wanna go to class
It's not that I don't wanna work
I don't wanna have a panic attack
I don't wanna go to work
I don't wanna go to class
It's not that I don't wanna work
I don't wanna have a panic attack

[Bridge: Kaj Strife]
I can't find my fucking phone
Have you seen my fucking phone
Can you call my fucking phone
Oh my god, I'm all alone
[Verse 3: Kimba Kaleidoscope]
I just need top, let the cake drop
Need the slipknot, need the ripped crop
Need some slip slop, I don't TikTok
But I lip lock, call me Rick Fox
Beating up the box
You can't find me I'm in Fort Knox
I just need top, let the cake drop
Need the slipknot, need the ripped crop
Need some slip slop, I don't TikTok
But I lip lock, call me Rick Fox
Beating up the box
You can't find me I'm in Fort Knox
I just, I just, I just, I just
I just to need to fiend, no hello Eileen
Kitten like ice cream, tongue is on the scene
Let me get between
Swear I'm clean my stick is feeling mean
Hope you feeling me, I'm just saying
I just, I just, I just
I just need top, let the cake drop
Need the slipknot, need the ripped crop
Need some slip slop, I don't TikTok
But I lip lock, call me Rick Fox
Beating up the box
You can't find me, I'm in Fort Knox
I'm in Fort Knox