[Lyric] Psycho Fan (Kollektivet)

She been my fan for several years now
Was exciting first but somehow
Everything just feels so shallow and routine

It's the lack of dedication
That has caused the situation
What was joyous, now frustration
I deserve more

But the one fan of my dreams
Is perhaps a bit obscene
He’s a sick, obsessive, psycho human being

Oh all, all that I want
All I want is a psycho fan
I’m talking isolated mental case that did it
When, when I’m alone
I want a psycho fan outside my window
That [?] in my phone
Oh please give me a psycho fan
I should be getting ultimatums
But instead they give me two thumbs
Although I should be feeling awesome
I feel dumb

Not a single thing’s exciting
Not a single fan that’s frightening
Oh my god but what is that thing
It’s a… gum

All I long for in my sleep
Is a proper psycho creep
On an uncontrolled hallucinogenic
Psychophrenic, orgasmitastic
Schizophrenic, goddamn out of it
Fucked in mind, demonic trip

Every, everything I dream of is a psycho fan
He worships me ([?])
From the top of a tree
It’s fantastically fanatic
My psycho fan fantasy

He’ll buy my bloody tampons on eBay
Then soak ’em up to make some tea
He will crave out a sculpture of me while I’m sleeping
Made of kittens he killed single handedly
Always around to abduct me
Take me to his secret lab
Down in the basement, he’ll ask me
Slowly with an ice cold stare
“Will you be the father of my baby?”
What? I mean how are we supposed to do that?!
Ah! What the fuck are you doing man?!?!?
If I can’t have you, no one can

Typical psycho fan
Shooting is a part of the plan
Oh, just your everyday psycho fan
He’s my psycho, no he’s my psycho
No he’s my psycho, he’s my psycho fan

(Gunshot fire)
Happens every time
Jeezus!
Heh, that’s so typical psycho fan