[Lyric] Q-TRUMP - 4 DA RECORD (Silent C Silent T)

NOTE:

Lyrics that Trump is on the record as having said are CAPITALIZED. The lower case lyrics represent the liberties taken to help things rhyme, provide context and/or have fun with it

YOU KNOW WHEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN MADE THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS SPEECH. DO YOU KNOW HE WAS RIDICULED? AND HE WAS EXCORIATED BY THE FAKE NEWS. THEY HAD FAKE NEWS. HE WAS EXCORIATED. THEY SAID IT WAS A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE SPEECH… FIFTY YEARS AFTER HIS DEATH THEY SAID IT MAY HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER MADE IN AMERICA… I HAVE A FEELING THAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH US

Listen in
I’M AUTOMATICALLY ATTRACTED TO BEAUTIFUL
I JUST START KISSING THEM –

IT’S LIKE A MAGNET. JUST KISS, I DON’T EVEN WAIT
Wait, what was that? oh, I never need a date

ALL THE WOMEN ON “THE APPRENTICE” FLIRTED WITH ME –
CONSCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY
Honestly, according to me
NOBODY RESPECTS WOMEN MORE THAN ME (except Crooked Hillary!)

And at Miss Universe’s pageant
While you rehearsed for the magic
I’m in the dressing room
And it’s not purses I’m snatching
I SORTA GET AWAY WITH THINGS LIKE THAT
Wait omit “I sorta” -- replace it with “I’m sure to”

MY FINGERS ARE LONG AND BEAUTIFUL
AS IT HAS BEEN WELL DOCUMENTED
ARE VARIOUS OTHER PARTS OF MY BODY

Got me?
Don’t imply that my body got cooked underdone
It’s a medium-rare original Trump Steak

I’M SPEAKING WITH MYSELF, NUMBER ONE
IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER WHAT THE MEDIA WRITE, AS
LONG AS YOU’VE GOT A YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF ASS
My Wharton academic record's under wraps/raps

I HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH THE BLACKS
I’M THE LEAST RACIST PERSON THAT YOU’VE EVER encountered

SO HONORED TO HAVE THE GREATEST TEMPERAMENT THAT ANYBODY HAS…
You gotta read my book “THINK BIG AND KICK ASS”

I never mumble, go on Tubi TV for my shows on demand
I THINK I’M MUCH MORE HUMBLE THAN YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND

LET ME TELL YOU, I’M A REALLY SMART GUY…
SORRY LOSERS AND HATERS, BUT MY I.Q
IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST and greatest —
PLEASE DON'T FEEL SO STUPID OR INSECURE
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT…
Even Kanye said: "Tell me that ain't insecure!"
Ye procured a red fox fur MAGA hat
But back to me...

I’M NOT A SCHMUCK, EVEN IF THE
WORLD GOES TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET
I WON’T LOSE A buck or PENNY

THE BEAUTY OF ME IS THAT I'M VERY RICH

Modern Croesus genius -
Got Scrooge McDuck plenty...
For all you birds with open mouths - shut up fools!
I've got no worms for you and you better be certain to
Stay the fuck out of my pool! That goes for you: POCAHONTAS, SLEEPY CREEPY, LIGHTWEIGHT, SNOWMAN, and ALFRED E. NEUMAN, and don't forget CRAZY BERNIE

I’m Q-TRUMP, the cute hunk, and I’m out
... not really, I'm not ever leaving!

THERE MAY BE SOMEBODY WITH TOMATOES IN THE AUDIENCE. IF YOU SEE SOMEBODY GETTING READY TO THROW A TOMATO, KNOCK THE CRAP OUT OF THEM... SERIOUSLY. OKAY? JUST KNOCK THE HELL—I PROMISE YOU, I WILL PAY FOR THE LEGAL FEES

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"4 DA RECORD" - Words by Donald Trump and Silent C Silent T
Performed by Q-TRUMP with special guest Kanye West (from fifteen years ago?)