[Lyric] Quarens Theme (Budget Beast)

[Verse 1]
That's right people, it's the Quarensteins
And they've been greenlit for season 3
They're back at home on your TV screens
More wholesome fun is what that means
First, there's Covincent, he's been recast
Since his last actor has sadly passed
He wrongly thought that he could fight a bear
But that's a fact that's neither here nor there
Anyway, Vinny, he's an average dad
He loves his kids, and that's really rad
He tries to bond with the rest of the gang
By playing board gamеs and using slang
This is the part where wе'd describe the mom
But she's been written out of this sitcom
Finding actors is quite laborious
Let's just move along to the chorus

[Chorus]
Quarenstein brood, Quarenstein group
Quarenstein crew, Quarensteins and you!
Quarenstein clique, Quarenstein clan
Quarenstein kin, it's the Quarensteins man!
Quarenstein yakuza, Quarenstein cartel
Quarenstein mob, the Quarensteins are swell!
Quarenstein collective, Quarenstein alike
Quarensteins of the world unite!
[Bridge]
Hold on, I'ma let this measure play out
I need to catch my breath

[Verse 2]
First, there's Panderik, he's home from juvie
He likes modern art and indie movies
He likes his cereal, and he likes it frosted
But don't tell him, he's secretly adopted
And you can't forget about Coronaviolet
Fun fact, she's not in the original pilot
The network brought it in on season 2
Thinking more kids meant more money too

[Outro]
Word!