[Lyric] Quintessentially Human (Gar Greatest At Rapping)

[Intro Filler: Gar & MShee]
Felt sad, fart
Don't get the shiggle
Hahaha, oh the shiggles are taking me over

[Intro: Gar]
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[Hook 1: Gar]
What am I doing? Taking out the trash
I talk on the beat and don't make any cash
They askin' for pics, don't turn on the flash
Sippin' that poop, it plop with a splash
What am I doing? Doing the dishes
He said I'm trash now he sleep with the fishes
Never made a hit, they're all misses
They thought I was gay now my cock gettin' kisses
For various reasons I'm going insane
I'm really psychotic, fucked up in the brain
Felt sad so I stare at the rain
I just tied a fat girl to the back of a train
Can't take off while actin' plain
I have concerning urges that I shouldn't explain
I got hoes from Kentucky to Ukraine
I'm experimenting ways to heal my pain
[Verse 1: Gar]
I'm quintessentially human
2K for a verse, my business is boomin'
Ballin' hard like Troy Newman
I'm Gar, I'm off a perky, I'm zoomin'
I just got done writing my will
Matheus Martins, I'm reppin' Brazil
I'm off a perky, I'm off that pill
You listen to rap, I listen to drill
I enjoy making music still
You can doubt Michael but don't doubt my skill
Never stop recording, I got time to kill
Anyone's better than Bluestrip Mill
Nobody's better than Gar over here
Me and Boden chug a Miller beer
I came up short, so I punched my cashier
I used to have a friend named Dylan Neer
Now I don't have any friends, they all disappeared
And I don't got hoes even when my skin is clear
I use two Q-Tips per ear
I'm a straight guy, I like them spheres
Not doing well, my mental pain is severe
My opps schizophrenic, make 'em live in fear
When I'm in the stu, best not interfere
Watching One Piece and shedding tears
[Hook 2: Gar]
What am I doing? Working at Precision
Everyday I wake up with blurry vision
I'm cuttin' 'em off, no circumcision
They doubted me, now I'm on television
What am I doin'? Hittin' licks
I'm riding this beat, and kicking the kicks
How many subscribers do I got? 6
BBQ used to rap, now he's eating Chex Mix
I do this for fun, don't care 'bout the clicks
I'm chasing money, you're chasing your fix
Streets made me hard like a pile of bricks
I just murdered 73 fat chicks
I'm finna blow up like you couldn't predict
Actin' tough on the gram, but his parents are strict
Dealt with a lot of pain that I wouldn't inflict
And I seen some shit that I couldn't depict

[Verse 2: MShee]
Reppin' doin' squats, 80 plates
Michael Sheehan doesn't go on dates
I been on tour in like 50 states
I just had dinner with Bill Gates
Introduced me to the next iPhone
Oliver stuck in the timezone
Don't talk to me with that dry tone
While I sit on top of my throne
Better beg me for my cash now
I ain't stupid, I ain't no Jī lǎo
Trap life got me so bound
Locked up in the compound
Taking shrooms 'til I fade away
DMT 'til I feel okay
My brain is fried, call up Jean Piaget
I want that sparkling fruit cream purée
When I get that bag, I yell hooray
If she doin' drugs, I'm-a throw her away
I wanna go to the hills, not a parade
I will kick your ass with my pegasus beyblade
Vision agent fuck Arjun Bar he's a queer 00
When I step on the court, they call me a hero
Caleb gave me a lesson about Robert De Niro
Gar attracts women like Ben Sharpiro
My brain is empty but my mind is full
I go through lanes without taking a toll
I'm crying cause she's on a stripper pole
Step back in the stu, now I'm in control
That boy Theodore, now I'm Cole
Better go inside, my bars are too cold