[Verse 1: Reese]
You was looking for your keys and you be heading out your doorway
But your mama said can I borrow your keys? And you said no way
You was in your car and you're about to head on the highway
But your clothes was really wrinkled so you iron your pants at the driveway
I know you be looking at candies made in letters
Like you tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
You be calling your girl on your phone and said you got a sweet tooth
So you went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth
You usually take a shower and you be putting your clothes on
But your friends come over your house and telling you to c'mon
And you dressed up in dark clothes but be careful what you put on
Like you went outside and the street light turned on
And by the way how can you drive while you still a kid? but it doesn't make no sense
Like you can see your feet on your driver's license
When I noticed these niggas tryna kill me but I realize
But look how my people you've disorganized
And I didn't mean to bite your girl's thighs
But her pussy's wetter than a aquarium like I go to Sea World to get baptized
I heard you don't like hygiene but it's cool with that
But I'm fresher than a mothafucka and all my bitches like that
And if you come to me with your breath smelling like that
I wanna punch you in the mouth with a hand full of Tic Tacs
You look like Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants living in a rock
Like Fred Flintstone and with all his girls living in a Bedrock
I'm more of a Rastafarian it's like I'm Jamaican but I wear dreadlocks
But yours look like Buckwheat and Don King in a headlock
I'm always clean because I always look out for my health
And I'ma grown ass man and I'm living well
I wear expensive clothes but I'm rich and that's a common wealth
But you wear street clothes and you tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th
You be scared about losing your money so you always panic
But money doesn't grow on trees and it's not a realistic
And I run really fast so I can get this money so I can fuck one of them prostitutes but I got so many gold rings like Sonic
But when you have no place to stay and went to rehab because you was hooked on phonics
I was at my high school and I got some friends that who wanna meet
But I love sweets so I invite all my friends for a treat
So me and my friends come into your house after school playing rookie
But we see you push your face into dough to make gorilla cookies
You was getting undressed so you take your clothes off before you get in the shower
So you use soap to wash up with water for the longest hours
But when you drop soap so many times and your homie was right behind you while he bending you over
And he filmed "gorillas in the midst" in your shower
You got your costume and dressed like a shark with a teeth that has so many rows
But when these kids scared of you but who knows?
And I dressed up as a black crow
But you is so successful at your job being a scarecrow
And let's not be racist because I mentioned Rosa Parks but I had to stick through roots
But she's African American and she used to give up her seat on the bus to a white man and that's the proof
And we know all black people go to so many fast food restaurants but you're fat so you like to eat so much so I gotta speak the truth
You went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked you what size? And you said the one on the roof
You was on your phone texting your friends like you're having a chit chat
But I was on the computer on a iMac
And you keep on asking me where's your tablet at?
Like you sat on an iPhone and turn it into a iPad
Ay yo see I wanna clap your girls cakes
While your ass is getting baked
Everytime you walk you do the Harlem shake
But I bumped into you and said sorry my mistake and you said did you just say steak?
I dress and look cool as a thug rocking in my bandana
But you listen to Future doing that Billy Montana
I know you like to party is the USA because you like Miley Cyrus and always watching Hannah Montana
Oh my god it's 12:00 at midnight so you ate a tv dinner and choked on the antenna
You said that's you're straight but your shit is a robust
But I know you're allergic to peanuts
Like I'm Manny Pistachio but I'll bust your head like a walnut
Time is tiki tiki tiki but I'll take you to Hawaii even your breasts look like coconuts
You said you strong by playing games but your weak
But what type of video games that you will seek?
And I heard you like GTA 5 but you think that you can get all the cheats?
Nah because when you was in Call Of Duty you got killed and the person that killed you got a five person kill streak
Ay yo see I like my solar system but I told you to stay in your lane and you've crossed my line
Like you said that the Earth is yours and I said that the world is mine
And I know you like being an astronaut but that's fine
But when you was in outer space you had more gravitational pull than all the planets combined
See people like entertainment like me and I got my money so I never return it back
People watching you while I'm stacking and flipping my racks
But I mean who would you laugh at?
And not that even goldfish crackers smiles back
I like exercising in the gym at my school and I'm cool with that
But I like to lose a couple pounds so that I can burn fat
And you said that you weak and you want some help with that
But things come in Handy Manny and not even Bob The Builder look at you and said I can't fix that!
And I heard your dick is really small and you want it bigger so I'ma show you a trick
You think that you be getting girls with that shit and tryna be slick?
Nah nigga you like girls with big breasts, hips, and thighs and their asses are really thick
But I won't let you handle that because when you spread their legs you got seasick
I look sexy ass hell and my girl said that I'm special
And I told her that she's beautiful
But you want to become more prettier than me and you think that you want to be more successful?
Nah but when you joined an ugly contest they said sorry but no professionals
You was looking for your keys and you be heading out your doorway
But your mama said can I borrow your keys? And you said no way
You was in your car and you're about to head on the highway
But your clothes was really wrinkled so you iron your pants at the driveway
I know you be looking at candies made in letters
Like you tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
You be calling your girl on your phone and said you got a sweet tooth
So you went to the orthodontist to get a bluetooth
You usually take a shower and you be putting your clothes on
But your friends come over your house and telling you to c'mon
And you dressed up in dark clothes but be careful what you put on
Like you went outside and the street light turned on
And by the way how can you drive while you still a kid? but it doesn't make no sense
Like you can see your feet on your driver's license
When I noticed these niggas tryna kill me but I realize
But look how my people you've disorganized
And I didn't mean to bite your girl's thighs
But her pussy's wetter than a aquarium like I go to Sea World to get baptized
I heard you don't like hygiene but it's cool with that
But I'm fresher than a mothafucka and all my bitches like that
And if you come to me with your breath smelling like that
I wanna punch you in the mouth with a hand full of Tic Tacs
You look like Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants living in a rock
Like Fred Flintstone and with all his girls living in a Bedrock
I'm more of a Rastafarian it's like I'm Jamaican but I wear dreadlocks
But yours look like Buckwheat and Don King in a headlock
I'm always clean because I always look out for my health
And I'ma grown ass man and I'm living well
I wear expensive clothes but I'm rich and that's a common wealth
But you wear street clothes and you tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th
You be scared about losing your money so you always panic
But money doesn't grow on trees and it's not a realistic
And I run really fast so I can get this money so I can fuck one of them prostitutes but I got so many gold rings like Sonic
But when you have no place to stay and went to rehab because you was hooked on phonics
I was at my high school and I got some friends that who wanna meet
But I love sweets so I invite all my friends for a treat
So me and my friends come into your house after school playing rookie
But we see you push your face into dough to make gorilla cookies
You was getting undressed so you take your clothes off before you get in the shower
So you use soap to wash up with water for the longest hours
But when you drop soap so many times and your homie was right behind you while he bending you over
And he filmed "gorillas in the midst" in your shower
You got your costume and dressed like a shark with a teeth that has so many rows
But when these kids scared of you but who knows?
And I dressed up as a black crow
But you is so successful at your job being a scarecrow
And let's not be racist because I mentioned Rosa Parks but I had to stick through roots
But she's African American and she used to give up her seat on the bus to a white man and that's the proof
And we know all black people go to so many fast food restaurants but you're fat so you like to eat so much so I gotta speak the truth
You went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked you what size? And you said the one on the roof
You was on your phone texting your friends like you're having a chit chat
But I was on the computer on a iMac
And you keep on asking me where's your tablet at?
Like you sat on an iPhone and turn it into a iPad
Ay yo see I wanna clap your girls cakes
While your ass is getting baked
Everytime you walk you do the Harlem shake
But I bumped into you and said sorry my mistake and you said did you just say steak?
I dress and look cool as a thug rocking in my bandana
But you listen to Future doing that Billy Montana
I know you like to party is the USA because you like Miley Cyrus and always watching Hannah Montana
Oh my god it's 12:00 at midnight so you ate a tv dinner and choked on the antenna
You said that's you're straight but your shit is a robust
But I know you're allergic to peanuts
Like I'm Manny Pistachio but I'll bust your head like a walnut
Time is tiki tiki tiki but I'll take you to Hawaii even your breasts look like coconuts
You said you strong by playing games but your weak
But what type of video games that you will seek?
And I heard you like GTA 5 but you think that you can get all the cheats?
Nah because when you was in Call Of Duty you got killed and the person that killed you got a five person kill streak
Ay yo see I like my solar system but I told you to stay in your lane and you've crossed my line
Like you said that the Earth is yours and I said that the world is mine
And I know you like being an astronaut but that's fine
But when you was in outer space you had more gravitational pull than all the planets combined
See people like entertainment like me and I got my money so I never return it back
People watching you while I'm stacking and flipping my racks
But I mean who would you laugh at?
And not that even goldfish crackers smiles back
I like exercising in the gym at my school and I'm cool with that
But I like to lose a couple pounds so that I can burn fat
And you said that you weak and you want some help with that
But things come in Handy Manny and not even Bob The Builder look at you and said I can't fix that!
And I heard your dick is really small and you want it bigger so I'ma show you a trick
You think that you be getting girls with that shit and tryna be slick?
Nah nigga you like girls with big breasts, hips, and thighs and their asses are really thick
But I won't let you handle that because when you spread their legs you got seasick
I look sexy ass hell and my girl said that I'm special
And I told her that she's beautiful
But you want to become more prettier than me and you think that you want to be more successful?
Nah but when you joined an ugly contest they said sorry but no professionals
( Reese )
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