[Lyric] Recruitment Song (The Centaurworld Cast)

[HORSE]
I'd like to bring you up to date
On my adventures as a late
When last I saw you
I was looking for the pieces of the key

You see, I found them all
And then I found my Rider
We went home together,
But we got stuck
In the Nowhere Place between the portals

[SPLENDIB]
Congratulations are in order
Horse and Rider reunited

[HORSE, spoken]
Well, uh, okay, so...
So there's actually just a couple more things. Uh
Let me finish
[HORSE]
There inside thе Rift
The Nowhere King was lurking
Waiting to bе freed
And accidentally, I released him

Whoopsie-daisy!
Here's the rub
He's coming now, he's got an army
And we'll need one too
So I returned to Centaurworld
To hopefully recruit you all to fight

[JUDGE JACKET]
Your problems
Don't concern the Underground
But your Interruptions here
Are quite upsetting (Moist)
You're clearly can't read the room
But if you take a look around
You'll see you and your herd
Just crashed a moletaur wedding
(I mean, come on)

[HORSE, spoken]
Okay, yeah. Uh, guys,
this is totally a wedding (What?)
Yeah, I see that now.
(Oh my gosh. We're so sorry)
You got a little dress on and everything.
[MOLETAUR BRIDE]
[groans]

B... But anyway, since, uh,
I'm already here...

[HORSE]
I was hoping to recruit you all
To fight the war
(What war?)
War that's coming
There's a horde with swords
Minotaurs will set this place ablaze

[CATAURS, spoken]
No way
Can we bake s'mores?

[HORSE]
No! Not that kind of fire
It's the kind that kills and harms
I've seen it in my
world so many times
We must prepare an army

So
I'd like to invite you all
To join us in the fight
'Cause if you don't
Then you maybe will die
And you maybe will anyway
[GLITTER CATS]
Me?

[HORSE]
The little one

[SPLENDIB]
She's talking to you

[HORSE]
No, not you, that one
Maybe both of you
If I'm being perfectly honest

[CHED, spoken]
Way to flonkin' go, Horse!

[HORSE, spoken]
I do not need this right now

[CHED, spoken]
You're scarin' everyone to death
Big surprise

[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
You brought us
back to the beartaur?

[HORSE, spoken]
Look, we can't pick and choose.
We need everyone

[ZULIUS, spoken]
I am not going in there.

[DURPLETON, spoken]
Me neither

[CHED, spoken]
I'm not going in there.

[WAMMAWINK, spoken]
This is your thing.
You go in. I'm not going

[HORSE, spoken]
He tried to make me part
of his collection.

[TREE SHAMANS]
The last time you were here
All you did was kick and steal from us
All you did was kick and steal our stuff

[HORSE, spoken]
Okay, you're right. I... I'm sorry.

[TREE SHAMANS]
How does it feel to kick a tree?
We don't know because we're trees
And we don't kick each other

[HORSE, spoken]
I'm... I'm sorry.

[CHED, spoken]
Yeah, I told you
we never should've done that.

[HORSE, spoken]
What? No, you didn't. You kicked her too.

[TREE SHAMANS]
We don't steal from each other

[CHED, spoken]
I didn't have anything
to do with that. That was all horse.

[HORSE, spoken]
I should've kicked you, Ched!

[TREE SHAMANS]
If you're askin' for our help
Then we say no

[HORSE, spoken]
No?

[CENTAURS]
No (13x)

[HORSE, spoken]
Okay. Thank you for
your time. I guess.