[Verse]
Oh dear, Chazer has just started this track
Who's the greatest rapper? Nas, Biggie, Pac
Wowzers, that's a weird way of spelling 703
The day I fall off will be the day Winehouse OD's
(Um Chaz, she did OD)
Ah fuck, the day I crash and burn will be the same day as Kobe
(Um, Chazer)
No way, low key he was my homie
I can't stop shit talking so you should give me codeine
You dethroning me? Now that's berloni
Oh you think someone's better at rap, show me!
Your bitch sucks my D 'cause I let her
I make hеr my wifey and then wet hеr
Imma trendsetter, you're just a pretender
You're my prey cause I'm a predator
I pray you don't go near kids 'cause you're a predator
I find smoke, you're a live joke I could slay you with a slight poke
Yo I've done so much crack I'm basically owned by coke
So just call me Dr. Pepper (lol)
See me weep watching BET, a DVD of Easy-E on a TV screen
Kiwi's green, three weeks been, since I killed 3-3 teens
Three are dead, the others have HIV like Charlie Sheen
I win a prostitute, that's what I call W.A.P. like Cardi B
So before you judge first, just call me Charly P (Who?)
The only EP I listen to is Emily Pankhurst
I set fire to my cock with gas first, and scream that hurts (Ouch!)
I get sent rolling when I prank Durst
I've killed this beat, so I just hope you hear this
I wanna tie you to a chair 'cause I'm into weird shit
Send Skylar Grey up to Heaven, tryna make her fear dick
I'm so fearless I say the N-word to a black guy 'cause me sick
I was gonna start off with a raping line, but fuck it, that's below me
Like that ugly date of mine, when I forced the bitch to blow me
Then I went for his son, started circumcising slowly
Saw the kid's sister, clenched my fist, and then I dove deep
Shit, I guess I fucked it, aye?
Like when my uncle Ray was in a drunken rage
He got a hold of me and then he made me suck his-
Hey!
Now I'm on the track you'll realize that these other guys ain't all that
I'm young and I never lack, so you're best not to talk smack
'Cause I'm an overconfident, retarded underachiever
I'm so fricking cold, I spent a hundred on a heater
I've been known to go loco, you don't even go close
So just sit down, take a seat, and nod along to my pro flows
Yo, why these jealous cunts be hating me?
Wazer's got a track to explode on, no more waiting patiently
But I won't go all out yet, this is just a nice teaser
"Chazer, please calm down!" Nah sir, I fuck with your soul like ether
I'll bleach my hair, beat my wife, put on my wife beater
Go to Kim's house, make her slit her wrists and then I'll leave her
I'm planning a damn invasion, they always labelled me a schemer
And I'm planning a damn invasion, they always labelled me a schemer
I just wanted to make that clear so I had to repeat it
Chaz is a walking fucking nightmare, they always labelled me a dreamer
Oh dear, Chazer has just started this track
Who's the greatest rapper? Nas, Biggie, Pac
Wowzers, that's a weird way of spelling 703
The day I fall off will be the day Winehouse OD's
(Um Chaz, she did OD)
Ah fuck, the day I crash and burn will be the same day as Kobe
(Um, Chazer)
No way, low key he was my homie
I can't stop shit talking so you should give me codeine
You dethroning me? Now that's berloni
Oh you think someone's better at rap, show me!
Your bitch sucks my D 'cause I let her
I make hеr my wifey and then wet hеr
Imma trendsetter, you're just a pretender
You're my prey cause I'm a predator
I pray you don't go near kids 'cause you're a predator
I find smoke, you're a live joke I could slay you with a slight poke
Yo I've done so much crack I'm basically owned by coke
So just call me Dr. Pepper (lol)
See me weep watching BET, a DVD of Easy-E on a TV screen
Kiwi's green, three weeks been, since I killed 3-3 teens
Three are dead, the others have HIV like Charlie Sheen
I win a prostitute, that's what I call W.A.P. like Cardi B
So before you judge first, just call me Charly P (Who?)
The only EP I listen to is Emily Pankhurst
I set fire to my cock with gas first, and scream that hurts (Ouch!)
I get sent rolling when I prank Durst
I've killed this beat, so I just hope you hear this
I wanna tie you to a chair 'cause I'm into weird shit
Send Skylar Grey up to Heaven, tryna make her fear dick
I'm so fearless I say the N-word to a black guy 'cause me sick
I was gonna start off with a raping line, but fuck it, that's below me
Like that ugly date of mine, when I forced the bitch to blow me
Then I went for his son, started circumcising slowly
Saw the kid's sister, clenched my fist, and then I dove deep
Shit, I guess I fucked it, aye?
Like when my uncle Ray was in a drunken rage
He got a hold of me and then he made me suck his-
Hey!
Now I'm on the track you'll realize that these other guys ain't all that
I'm young and I never lack, so you're best not to talk smack
'Cause I'm an overconfident, retarded underachiever
I'm so fricking cold, I spent a hundred on a heater
I've been known to go loco, you don't even go close
So just sit down, take a seat, and nod along to my pro flows
Yo, why these jealous cunts be hating me?
Wazer's got a track to explode on, no more waiting patiently
But I won't go all out yet, this is just a nice teaser
"Chazer, please calm down!" Nah sir, I fuck with your soul like ether
I'll bleach my hair, beat my wife, put on my wife beater
Go to Kim's house, make her slit her wrists and then I'll leave her
I'm planning a damn invasion, they always labelled me a schemer
And I'm planning a damn invasion, they always labelled me a schemer
I just wanted to make that clear so I had to repeat it
Chaz is a walking fucking nightmare, they always labelled me a dreamer
( Chazer Wazer )
www.ChordsAZ.com