[Lyric] Ripley Theme Song (Bogo's Benting)

Goin' down to Ripley gonna have myself a time!

Queer Biscuits everywhere,
humble folk without temptation!

Goin' down to Ripley gonna leave my woes behind!

Ample Dairy Queen day or night,
people spouting "Let's go to Dairy Queen!"

Headin' on down to Ripley gonna see if I can't unwind!

I hate Blake, la la la!
Cries

So come on down to Ripley and meet some friends of mine!