[Lyric] Rock Fucker Joe (Slungie Ranks)

Cah Slungie Ranking with the slackness again
Them a gwaan like them slack but me slacker than them
Say Slungie Ranking with the slackness again

Say rocksman skank, say rocksman skank
Say rocksman skank it dedicate to Slungie Rank

Where did you come from, where did you go
Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe
In America, coffee is one cup o' Joe
You pour more milk and make the Joe overflow

But any one character could be a Joe
Cause some of them talk about the average Joe
And then them come with the Ranking Joe
Anyone could be a Joe since decades ago

I gwane tell you bout the rock fucker Joe
Said a one story bout the rock fucker Joe

A but me name Slungie Rank, me slung and bung
Say Joe is a man weh him cockie well long
Him a drink up beer, so him belly well bang
And him a virile man, so him nuts them hang
Joe is a man weh never have no woman
Cah when him with the woman him do everything wrong
Him first girlfriend ask for a new frock
Him make mistake and a bring one rock

Second girlfriend ask Joe for a kiss
Joe well clumsy and so him just miss
Third girlfriend just ask him for sex
But him never know how and so the girl get vex

Say Slungie Ranking in a rub a dub stylee

So Joe feel frustrated and so unhappy
But due to the fact that him live a Ochi
Joe left fe him home and a gone to the sea
Say dung at the beach, tell me what did he see?

Said the edge of the beach well rocky
And so him feel one throb inna him cockie

Him whip out him cock and a rub upon the rock
One middle age woman say she gwane to call the cop

One bearded man just tell him to stop
But Joe feel the pleasure from the rock
And both of his ears just seem to be blocked
I said a that him finish the job upon the rock
And him say
Give it to me one time, hueh
Give it to me two time, hueh hueh
Give it to me three time, hueh hueh hueh
Give it to me twenty-five time, hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh hueh


Me a go tell you bout the rock fucker Joe
Tell you one story bout the rock fucker Joe

Say back in the days in the days of old
When pussy was not invented
Said a man and woman, them a do it like Joe
And goin home quite contended

Cause me slung, me bung, Joe cockie well long
Him belly well bang, him nuts them hang

But him nah visit the sperm bank
Cah Joe can get some fresh sperm with a wank
A but me nah keep me sperm in the bank
Me prefer keep me sperm inna the septic tank

Say rocksman skank, say rocksman skank
Say rocksman skank it dedicate to Slungie Rank
Say rocksman skank, say rocksman skank
Say rocksman skank it dedicate to Slungie Rank