[Lyric] Roger Rabbit vs Max Sam Max - Rap Battle (Eddie's Rap Channel)

(Verse 1: Max)
Before we start rollin'
You sure you can rhyme?
Cuz I don't want to have to shoot this battle 23 times
I'm a star, and the bird I'll flip
The father of point and click
Your lucky feat's gettin' Jessica Rabbit to boink ya dck
Sam and I cultivated a multi-media smash
Your classic culminated in a cult crazy for trash
Say you don't feel pain, but these lines are gonna hurt
Cuz I got Something Cookin', and your ass is gettin' burnt
I'm the Culture Shock, you're more of a handbuzzer
With a fanbase more infuriating than your damn stutter
I've got bad news for ya, pal, if comedy is your life
The only "slap stick" going on is your viewers to your wife

(Versе 2: Roger Rabbit)
Eddie, therе's no way I'm battling this vermin
The only baby you'll catch me co-starring with is Herman
I looked at his script and didn't know what to say
Is he bad at rapping, or just written that way?
You're more of a tortoise in this rabbit race (rabbit race)
Are we throwin' fisticuffs, or playin' paddy-cake? (paddy cake)
I'm not talking your B.O. when I say your lyrics stink
Are your good bars in dissapearing-reapearing ink?
Your a flash in the dead-pan, I'm forever celebrated
Born from the golden age like I was touched by Midas
As for my wife I won't have this shamus shame us
At least I don't have a dog Investigating my Privates
You've been going downhill since you left the comic strip
Not suprising your series died, after taking such a Dip
It's a telltale sign to the fans that forever you're
Known as the magnum opus of a bankrupt developer
(Verse 3: Max)
You're antics don't make people laugh no more, old timer
The only one in stitches is this Frankenstein from Fleischer
Your flick won big from a shot in the dark
But here, you'll prove the Luger when you're shot in the heart

(Verse 4: Max)
That tactic's always funny, you're knockin' em dead
You couldn't keep things fresh if a fridge was dropped on your head
You've got no sense of humor, you're all daft and gloomy
I'd be more entertained watching "Max and Ruby"