[Lyric] ROMANCE IS DEAD (Goof Ball Prodigy)

Hey!
Girl!
Are we lovers?
Or just friends that are under the covers!

Swiping left or
Swiping right
I'd rather be alone tonight
Cause there's no room here for poetry
And like Instagram
Its all about what we see
I hate to romanticize
This death of romance
But that's the irony
And its in the way they dance!
And I say
Hey!
Girl!
Are we lovers?
Or just friends that are under the covers!?!
And the girls want to take me to their beds
But
We all know that romance today is
Dead!
Haven't you heard what they said
Romance is dead!
(Haven't you heard what they said?)
Romance is dead!

Being young your
Being fun your
Just another one night casualty
Hollow words that crumble
Just for fun
When the hippy girl said her heart belongs to more then one

I say polymerous
That's so glamorous!
But I don't think that I really want this!

And the girls send me friend requests but
We all know that courtships asleep as best
And the girls want to take me to their beds
But we all know that romance today is

Dead!
(Romance is Dead!)
Haven't you heard what they said
(Romance is Dead!)
I can't believe!
I just won't believe!
In what they said!

(Romance is Dead!)