[Lyric] Santa Claws (Barbra Lica)

[Intro]
The snow is snowin’
The wind is blowin’
There’s Christmas feelings all through the air
Old Saint Nick is comin’
And ya hope he brings you somethin’
But I know somethin’ about him that I’ve got to share

[Verse 1]
Everybody knows about Santa Claws
He’s got pointy little ears and furry paws
Watch him, Santa whiskers right beside his nose
Lickin’ up the soot between his furry toes

Santa Claws doesn’t say hello
He climbs down the chimney but you’ll never know
He always leaves a present but he’ll steal a fish
If you’ll only add some salmon to your shoppin’ list

[Chorus]
I think Santa is a cat
A tubby white kitten
But who ya think you’re kitten?
I know Santa for a fact
Isn’t very human
Whatcha think you’re doin’ with that rat?
Put him down Santa

[Verse 2]
I bet you think I’m crazy and ya don’t believe
But when I heard that rustlin’ on Christmas Eve
I snuck down the stairs just to figure it out
And there he was Clawsin’ at my favorite couch

He caught me starin’ and he arched his back
Dropped all the presents in his Christmas sack
I hoped he wouldn’t notice when I started to sneeze
Sorry, Santa Claws, I’ve gots allergies

[Chorus]
I think Santa is a cat
A tubby white kitten
But who ya think you’re kitten?
I know Santa for a fact
Isn’t very human
Whatcha think you’re doin’ in that —

[Bridge]
— Pile of my clothes?
What’s that smell, don’t wanna know
You’ve overstayed your welcome and it’s time to go
[Chorus]
Oh, I think Santa is a cat
A tubby white kitten
But who ya think you’re kitten?
I know Santa for a fact - mhm
Isn’t very human
Whatcha think you’re doin’ with that rat?

[Outro]
Put him down Santa
That’s a good kitty
Do you like it when I rub your belly?

Meow