Shaking my head in disbelief
Is it possible
Can it be truer
Is Santa a real person
Or just a figment
Of our imagination
This year Santa
Ain’t no boy
(S)he’s is a wild
Crazy-Eyed Girl!
A mind that moves
Like the speed of lightening
A smile so disarming
You’ll lay down your sword
Without so much as a word
A mere puddle on the floor
Emerald-blue eyes
Pierce your insight
Pearly whites blind you
Strikes you with
Hot lashes
A smile so deep and true
It causes me to double-over
With fright
And delight
And everything I ever
Thought was rеal
Has come true
The impossiblе
Has happened
Santa, girl
Has crossed
The line
Taken the train
To the other side
Visions of her
Dance in my head
Baby giraffe
With its graceful arch
Trembling as she tries to
Get her footing
In a man’s world
Sweet and beautiful
A lovely goddess
I see her standing
At my door
I can feel the energy
I can feel the power
Unlike anything or anyone
We’ve seen before
Oh, Santa, girl!
Oh, Santa, girl!
So happy to meet you
So happy to greet you
I already know I adore her
A female Santa
Oh, what a sight to behold!
The change is long overdue
Gobsmacked!
No coy little girl
About as strong and
Resilient as they come
Can vaporize with
Just one punch
Sparks terror in ghosts
Who think they can SEE
But not for those who
Travel with night blinders
They are now inconsequential
In the grand scheme of things
How’s she gonna
Decide whose been
Good this year?
A year filled with
Rage
Division
Fear
Little pumpkin man
Wreaked havoc
All across the land
Trying to cause a civil war
HE who will not stop
Or be stopped
Until he shatters
The very foundations
Of our society
Unless we strengthen
Our resolve
Unless we stand tall
Stop this passive resistance
We are doomed to fail
A massive hit that will
Take decades to repair
Is it already too late?
Is there even time
To stop the freight train
That leads to nowhere
Oh, Santa, girl!
Oh, Santa, girl!
So happy to meet you
So happy to greet you
Please save us
From ourselves
I know for certain
That you are the one
You are our saving grace
Despite your size
Despite your lovely face
Easy to underestimate
You look so harmless
So tame
But there’s a
Consequential omission
Better sign up a
New commission
To study the
Transition
Of giraffe to leader
Of the pack
The photo belies
The red hot flame
That burns inside
Santa, girl!
Songbird
Even before I saw your face
Or sensed your presence
I knew you were coming
Boundaries between our
Mortal world and the
Other side have
Merged into one
The winds of time
Have mapped it true
Daylight retreated as
Nighttime advanced
Creatures once confined
To the depths of the evening
Begin restlessly stirring
The spirits have woken
The dams have burst open
Oh, Santa, girl!
Oh, Santa, girl!
So happy to meet you
So happy to greet you
A new day begins
At midnight
Finally, a girl to lead the charge
Hold on to your hat
Cause we’re in for
The ride of our lives
Sweet Mother of Jesus
Oh, what a sight to behold
Grey Goose to calm my nerves
Fill my cup to the brink
I don’t want to think anymore
Black me out
So I can’t remember
How much trouble
We’re really in
She blew everything
I ever thought was Was true
Right outta the water
Swallowed up my mind
Nothing left to find
Feel like being
I’m being burned alive
But maybe now
I can thrive
Glory be!
Glory be!
Mercy me!
Mercy me!
Time to give our
Santa, girl
A seat at the table
So she can exert
Her influence
So she can take charge
And fix the massive destruction
Unleashed upon
This world by one
Little orange man
Bumbling fools sold their souls
Walk in lockstep with the beast
The Anti-Christ if you will
Don’t know
Don’t care
What they’ve given up
Just want his approval
Want him to hold their hands
Who could have imagined
That they would fall
So hard
So fast
Time to end the GOP
And create a new plan
Under a new leader
With integrity
Is it you, Santa?
Are you the one
The new leader
Waiting in the wings
Fierce and fearless
She would not hesitate
To pull out all the stops
For the greater good
Would instill terror
In those who dared
Incur her anger
Oh, Santa, girl!
Oh, Santa, girl!
So happy to meet you
So happy to greet you
Is it true?
Is it you?
Yes, there is really
Hope for the future
With our Santa, girl
At the helm
Is it possible
Can it be truer
Is Santa a real person
Or just a figment
Of our imagination
This year Santa
Ain’t no boy
(S)he’s is a wild
Crazy-Eyed Girl!
A mind that moves
Like the speed of lightening
A smile so disarming
You’ll lay down your sword
Without so much as a word
A mere puddle on the floor
Emerald-blue eyes
Pierce your insight
Pearly whites blind you
Strikes you with
Hot lashes
A smile so deep and true
It causes me to double-over
With fright
And delight
And everything I ever
Thought was rеal
Has come true
The impossiblе
Has happened
Santa, girl
Has crossed
The line
Taken the train
To the other side
Visions of her
Dance in my head
Baby giraffe
With its graceful arch
Trembling as she tries to
Get her footing
In a man’s world
Sweet and beautiful
A lovely goddess
I see her standing
At my door
I can feel the energy
I can feel the power
Unlike anything or anyone
We’ve seen before
Oh, Santa, girl!
Oh, Santa, girl!
So happy to meet you
So happy to greet you
I already know I adore her
A female Santa
Oh, what a sight to behold!
The change is long overdue
Gobsmacked!
No coy little girl
About as strong and
Resilient as they come
Can vaporize with
Just one punch
Sparks terror in ghosts
Who think they can SEE
But not for those who
Travel with night blinders
They are now inconsequential
In the grand scheme of things
How’s she gonna
Decide whose been
Good this year?
A year filled with
Rage
Division
Fear
Little pumpkin man
Wreaked havoc
All across the land
Trying to cause a civil war
HE who will not stop
Or be stopped
Until he shatters
The very foundations
Of our society
Unless we strengthen
Our resolve
Unless we stand tall
Stop this passive resistance
We are doomed to fail
A massive hit that will
Take decades to repair
Is it already too late?
Is there even time
To stop the freight train
That leads to nowhere
Oh, Santa, girl!
Oh, Santa, girl!
So happy to meet you
So happy to greet you
Please save us
From ourselves
I know for certain
That you are the one
You are our saving grace
Despite your size
Despite your lovely face
Easy to underestimate
You look so harmless
So tame
But there’s a
Consequential omission
Better sign up a
New commission
To study the
Transition
Of giraffe to leader
Of the pack
The photo belies
The red hot flame
That burns inside
Santa, girl!
Songbird
Even before I saw your face
Or sensed your presence
I knew you were coming
Boundaries between our
Mortal world and the
Other side have
Merged into one
The winds of time
Have mapped it true
Daylight retreated as
Nighttime advanced
Creatures once confined
To the depths of the evening
Begin restlessly stirring
The spirits have woken
The dams have burst open
Oh, Santa, girl!
Oh, Santa, girl!
So happy to meet you
So happy to greet you
A new day begins
At midnight
Finally, a girl to lead the charge
Hold on to your hat
Cause we’re in for
The ride of our lives
Sweet Mother of Jesus
Oh, what a sight to behold
Grey Goose to calm my nerves
Fill my cup to the brink
I don’t want to think anymore
Black me out
So I can’t remember
How much trouble
We’re really in
She blew everything
I ever thought was Was true
Right outta the water
Swallowed up my mind
Nothing left to find
Feel like being
I’m being burned alive
But maybe now
I can thrive
Glory be!
Glory be!
Mercy me!
Mercy me!
Time to give our
Santa, girl
A seat at the table
So she can exert
Her influence
So she can take charge
And fix the massive destruction
Unleashed upon
This world by one
Little orange man
Bumbling fools sold their souls
Walk in lockstep with the beast
The Anti-Christ if you will
Don’t know
Don’t care
What they’ve given up
Just want his approval
Want him to hold their hands
Who could have imagined
That they would fall
So hard
So fast
Time to end the GOP
And create a new plan
Under a new leader
With integrity
Is it you, Santa?
Are you the one
The new leader
Waiting in the wings
Fierce and fearless
She would not hesitate
To pull out all the stops
For the greater good
Would instill terror
In those who dared
Incur her anger
Oh, Santa, girl!
Oh, Santa, girl!
So happy to meet you
So happy to greet you
Is it true?
Is it you?
Yes, there is really
Hope for the future
With our Santa, girl
At the helm
( Elizabeth LaFavre )
www.ChordsAZ.com