[Lyric] .scarecrow (Artur!)

[Intro]
This song is the dumbest shit I've ever written. Oh my god...

"How do you do?"
"How do you do?"
"Well, we haven’t really met! I’m going all the way to Emerald City to get the Wizard of Oz to help me." (Wizard of Oz to help me)
"You're going to see a wizard?"

[Verse 1]
Oh, look! The sun is going down
Lost track of time
Better straighten my hat
The stitched eye
Will she notice that? (Very nice)
Is there something wrong with all this patch?
I've been learning to knit
The stale shirt
Will she notice it?

[Pre-Chorus]
"I couldn’t say… But even if he didn’t you’d be no worse off than you are now!"
(Bars)
"Yes, that’s true..."
"But maybe you better not. I’ve got a witch mad at me and you might get into trouble!"
[Chorus]
The fields of corn got so lonely
I here shall fade forevermore (Fade forevermore)
I wonder if this old wizard will
Give me the moon that I adore

[Verse 2]
Oh, I don't know if she will see
Oh, how could I have been so dumb? (Very nice)
Oh, holy crow… When will I ever be
As bright, as stunning as the sun?

[Pre-Chorus]
"Look, won’t you take me with you?"
"Why, of course I will."
"Hooray! We’re off to see a wizard!"
"Oh! Well, you’re not starting very well…"
"Oh, I’ll try!"

[Chorus]
The fields of corn got so lonely
I here shall fade forevermore
I wonder if this old wizard will
Give me the moon that I adore

[Bridge]
I might surrender to the reaper
And may the field pass on my lore
For one should never end up in tears
I here shall fade forevermore
[Outro]
"Where’s Kansas?"
"It’s where I live! And I wanna get back there so badly I’m going all the way to Emerald City to get the Wizard of Oz to help me."
"You’re going to see a wizard?"
"Uhum."
"Do you think if I went with you this wizard could..."

Maybe this was something ‘bout yourself, bout yourself, now…