[Lyric] Screwdriver and a Vicodin (Mark Stephen Jones)

[Chorus]
A screwdriver and a vicodin
And I'll be feeling like my old self again
Then she won't come crashing in
To every thought
Going around my head
If I were half the man I used to be
She wouldn't be one, be a memory
And all it takes to turn me into him
Is a screwdriver and a vicodin

[Verse 1]
If she knew how much I miss her
She'd swear I was a different man
'Cause I keep taking down her picture
And hanging it back up again
I'd pay her more attention
If I could do it all over
But it's a little too late
She's a little too gone
I'm a little too sober
[Chorus]
A screwdriver and a vicodin
And I'll be feeling like my old self again
Then she won't come crashing in
To every thought
Going around my head
If I were half the man I used to be
She wouldn't be one, be a memory
And all it takes to turn me into him
Is a screwdriver and a vicodin

[Instrumental break]

[Verse 2]
I jumped up on the wagon
When she jumped on the train
Heartbroke tail draggin'
Lord, I'm missing that ball and chain
I think I'm gonna sit here
After the sun goes down
All alone, I jump back on
That ole merry go 'round

[Chorus]
With a screwdriver and a vicodin
And I'll be feeling like my old self again
Then she won't come crashing in
To every thought
Going around my head
If I were half the man I used to be
She wouldn't be one, be a memory
And all it takes to turn me into him
Is a screwdriver and a vicodin
Yeah, all it takes to turn me into him
Is a screwdriver and a vicodin