[Lyric] Seven Beers with the Wrong Woman (Bob Miller)

Seven beers with the wrong woman: we sat at a table for two
The first thing I knew she whispered “Oh boy, I could sure go for you”
My heart beat a little bit quicker as I held her sweet little hand
I swelled up with pride but oh, how she lied, I sure was a foolish young man

Seven beers with the wrong woman: she made me get up and dance
Around and around we circled till I missed the money from my pants
I asked her if she has seen it, she smiled up at me and said “No”
To this day, to me, it’s a big mystery. I wonder just where did it go

Seven beers with the wrong woman: Her husband walked in after that
As soon as he spied us together, he walked up and gave me a whack
He took me by the seat of my britches, and boy did he jerk up the slack
And then I got tossed out the door by the boss who told me to never come back

Seven beers with the wrong woman: Its left me only regret
I guess she was only foolin’ when she called me her darling and pet
Well, I wish that the Lord has made Adam and never made anyone else
There’s one thing I know, the next place I go. I’ll buy 14 beers for myself