[Intro]
Hey is my mic on
I’m trying to record this song
Oh there we go
I see the green
On the screen
You gotta clean this
It’s dirty
Hey I’m kinda thirsty
Here take a birdy
[Verse 1]
When I’m pushing thirty
I’ll have a hot babe that’s Purdy
A rap career that’s more than sturdy
I’ll be worthy of top ten
I’ll be able to send my kids anywhere
Not recreating my nightmare
When I’m out with them don’t stare
I don’t care if you see me on the stairs
Get away from me and keep it on the snares
When I’m young and dumb
I don’t give a fuck
With any luck you’ll suck me off
Then I’ll lick your Clit and get you off
Take a photo anywhere
Hell eat some Taco Bell with me in the chair across
We’ll talk anything while I’m pouring on my fire sauce
How many times are we gonna come across
But keep your paws to yourself pussy cat
We in public but fuck it after this we can go back to my place and eat a drumstick
Watch a flick
And if you’re lucky get some dick
Now listen to the kick
The trick is to rhyme on the snare but some people just don’t care
As you can see sometimes my rhymes hit on air
But somewhere it’ll come back
Just like that time I played black jack
That’s a throwback
Never mind
I swear I’m a one of a kind
Maybe I’m just blind
And deaf
But I’m cooking it in the studio like a 5 star chef
I’ll write a good sequel
Like my name is Jeff
If I could I’d bet a milly
That I really have what it takes
Give me a studio and a 808 that shakes
Or give me a old school drum break
I’ll even switch it up to have a feature with drake
I don’t got time to hit the break
I’m gonna take what I can make
And stack this cake
[Verse 2]
I pay respect to Eminem
I’m sorry shit never worked out with you and Kim
I know what it’s like to lose the love of your life
I don’t really understand what it’s like to hold a knife to their throat
But I guess everyone has room for growth
You can ask my step dad though
I love the Eminem show
It helped me feel like someone can relate
It actually helped me dictate this future
I liked your humor
I like that you liked to piss of the boomer
But I’m tryin to piss off the generation sooner
The one that raised me
Like there were people that saved me
But the real ones paved me to write these lines
But I’m not attacking their spins
Only their limbs
I’m still hoping they can swim
Talking like this I need to start going to the gym
Get addicted like slim
I like your beard I got one too
It’s weird because you were the one that got me through
Now look at us two
I biting off a lot to chew
But hey who doesn’t love stew
If you hear this come through
Maybe we can make something brew
Hearing that is past overdue for little nick
Because as a kid I was rapping along
Sometimes I’d get it wrong and make my own song
Free styling off of your shit
I made about 10 hits
But I don’t remember none of it
I never talk about it because I didn’t want someone to make fun of it
Now I don’t care
I over share because I’ve grown a pair
I have hair everywhere and I’ll give you a reason to stare
Look at me like that though and I’ll charge you for air
Hey is my mic on
I’m trying to record this song
Oh there we go
I see the green
On the screen
You gotta clean this
It’s dirty
Hey I’m kinda thirsty
Here take a birdy
[Verse 1]
When I’m pushing thirty
I’ll have a hot babe that’s Purdy
A rap career that’s more than sturdy
I’ll be worthy of top ten
I’ll be able to send my kids anywhere
Not recreating my nightmare
When I’m out with them don’t stare
I don’t care if you see me on the stairs
Get away from me and keep it on the snares
When I’m young and dumb
I don’t give a fuck
With any luck you’ll suck me off
Then I’ll lick your Clit and get you off
Take a photo anywhere
Hell eat some Taco Bell with me in the chair across
We’ll talk anything while I’m pouring on my fire sauce
How many times are we gonna come across
But keep your paws to yourself pussy cat
We in public but fuck it after this we can go back to my place and eat a drumstick
Watch a flick
And if you’re lucky get some dick
Now listen to the kick
The trick is to rhyme on the snare but some people just don’t care
As you can see sometimes my rhymes hit on air
But somewhere it’ll come back
Just like that time I played black jack
That’s a throwback
Never mind
I swear I’m a one of a kind
Maybe I’m just blind
And deaf
But I’m cooking it in the studio like a 5 star chef
I’ll write a good sequel
Like my name is Jeff
If I could I’d bet a milly
That I really have what it takes
Give me a studio and a 808 that shakes
Or give me a old school drum break
I’ll even switch it up to have a feature with drake
I don’t got time to hit the break
I’m gonna take what I can make
And stack this cake
[Verse 2]
I pay respect to Eminem
I’m sorry shit never worked out with you and Kim
I know what it’s like to lose the love of your life
I don’t really understand what it’s like to hold a knife to their throat
But I guess everyone has room for growth
You can ask my step dad though
I love the Eminem show
It helped me feel like someone can relate
It actually helped me dictate this future
I liked your humor
I like that you liked to piss of the boomer
But I’m tryin to piss off the generation sooner
The one that raised me
Like there were people that saved me
But the real ones paved me to write these lines
But I’m not attacking their spins
Only their limbs
I’m still hoping they can swim
Talking like this I need to start going to the gym
Get addicted like slim
I like your beard I got one too
It’s weird because you were the one that got me through
Now look at us two
I biting off a lot to chew
But hey who doesn’t love stew
If you hear this come through
Maybe we can make something brew
Hearing that is past overdue for little nick
Because as a kid I was rapping along
Sometimes I’d get it wrong and make my own song
Free styling off of your shit
I made about 10 hits
But I don’t remember none of it
I never talk about it because I didn’t want someone to make fun of it
Now I don’t care
I over share because I’ve grown a pair
I have hair everywhere and I’ll give you a reason to stare
Look at me like that though and I’ll charge you for air
( Nick Kopel )
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