[Lyric] Shaq Shaq Shaq Shaq Shaq (LAC4)

[Shaq Chorus]
Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq, Shaq

[Verse 1]
Comin' up atcha, from the north side
Slidin' up n down the court without an alibi
Feel the grip on your sketchers, breeze in your hair
Flyin down to the rim, of your underwear
It’s time to lay it down, nice and easy
Snatchin' up the crown, with tiny little fingers
Don’t let me down, scratch your sneakers
Don’t have a cow, blast them speakers
We out here rockin, n rollin, all over town
In our hunchback, curled whip, open top gowns
You don’t phase me, you know me, you don’t have a clue
Gonna give you a kick right in the caboose

[Verse 2]
Y’all ain’t know me
(Shaq, Shaq, Shaq Shaq) (You Maniac)
Garfield’s got my ass, and that there’s a fact
Wе be laying layin on the beach with that sand in my crack
Keep your еyes on the skies, and hand on your backpack
The big man scares me, with eyes so high
Feel it break in down to my inner pigsty
Better watch your back from the man in blue
They are a panda, chewing through us like bamboo
[Chorus]
Crack down (Crack down)! Shaq attack
A message to the old man, better watch your back
I said Crack down (Crack down)! Hypochondriac
Gorillas out here eating fleas like a snack
(I said) Crack down (Crack down)! Shaq attack
Eat the man, like he eats our plans
I said Crack down (Crack down)! Nymphomaniac
Gonna burn this country straight to the ground

[Shaq Chorus]
Shaq, Shaq, Shaq Shaq
Shaq, Shaq, Shaq Shaq
Shaq, Shaq, Shaq Shaq
Shaq, Shaq, Shaq Shaq

[Verse 3]
Ya’ll see, we on the road, driving to who knows where
Like the sand on the fleas that live in my hair
The bucket is full, hollowed in my chest
Get out the way, we giving it a rest
You feel the need to steal, got an appeal
From the judges of house you know ain’t real
From Antarctica to the coast of Madagascar
Achieve the dream machine of working for Nascar
You got one foot, but that means no end
It’s just following the trends of the bends I wrote in
Sports are entirely toxic masculinity
That being said, lets go play some volleyball
[Break] [?]
Hey boys! Hey! lets go, uh, hey guys, why are you in my yard? Let's go score a touchdown? ok? Guys? Could we just go on a bike ride, or
Throw me the, catch the ball, buddy! soccer? friend? does it have to have a ball? any kind of, sports, does golf count? Shoot the hoops, dude! I don't know, insurance

[Verse 4]
I am a scrawny guy and usually these songs
Have some sort of verse about kickin some dong
If you wanted to deck me, please go ahead
I’d like to get stepped on right on the head
Than try to defend myself, if you can
You can grab me the neck and throw me off a van
I weigh like 118, that’s not a whole lot
You should plant me in the ground. Bitch