[Lyric] Shes a Stain (Rev. Nrb)

(Yeah)

[SPOKEN INTRO]

BRITISH HOST: It's another brilliant song! This one's called, "She's a Stain!"


[SONG BEGINS]

She's a stain, man, she's a stain, man
She's a stain, she's a stain
She's a stain, man, she's a stain, man
She's a stain. she's a stain
I can't explain (she's a stain, man. she's a stain, man)
She's a stain, she's a stain
She's a stain, man she's a stain, man
She's a stain. she's a stain

My number-one nookie, she the apple of my eye
She not merely playin' hooky, man, she with some other guy
I'm a little bit distraught, I'm a little bit aggrieved
Cryin' foul as some prowler comе around to thieve my beavе
Now I'm drinkin' Apple Pucker, and it's clearin' up my head
Gonna raise it just like Isis raised Osiris from the dead
Then I'll lead the league in saves
Bury my heart in unmarked graves
Kill the slaves who done the buryin'
So no one will be tarryin' around my failed invention
By the way, and did I mention that
She's a stain, man, she's a stain, man
She's a stain, she's a stain
She's a stain, man, she's a stain, man
She's a stain. she's a stain
I can't explain (she's a stain, man. she's a stain, man)
She's a stain, she's a stain
She's a stain, man she's a stain, man
She's a stain. she's a stain

I'd like to throw her down the stairs, I'd like to kick her ass
Or tie her to a chair, give her a big tattoo of Crass
Give her hunks of paper towels, tell her that it's LSD
Then I'll take her for a ride and leave her in Sault Ste. Marie

[Spoken]
You wouldn't like that very much, now, would ya?
[?]
And that's just where you belong!

She's a stain, man, she's a stain, man
She's a stain, she's a stain
She's a stain, man, she's a stain, man
She's a stain. she's a stain
I can't explain (she's a stain, man. she's a stain, man)
She's a stain, she's a stain
Oh, where's my brain? (she's a stain, man she's a stain, man)
She's a stain. she's a stain
Everybody's tellin' me that I should just forget her
But I've analyzed my value, and I'll never do no better
I bet she's eatin' cherry pie or suckin' pretzel rods
My love would've endured longer than the temples of our gods
But she's a stain (stain), well, she's a stain

She's a stain! Stain! Stain-stain-stain!
Stain! Stain! Stain-stain-stain!
She's a stain! (stain!) Stain! (stain!) Stain-stain-stain! (stain!)
Stain! (stain!)

[Spoken]
Shit! (stain!)
Though I had less staining at that end (stain!)
(Stain! Stain, I tell ya!)