[Lyric] Shes So Dumb (Dave Newton)

[Intro]
I met this girl I thought I really rate her
Looked so hot I knew I had to date her
Though my sights were set on something greater
I bet it wasn't even one hour later

[Verse 1]
We had some cocktails at this real flash place, yeah
She ordered root beer with a beach schnapps chaser
We didn't even get so far as dinner
She threw her peach schnapps on the maitre

[Chorus]
I can see it's so real
So pathetic I was numb
It's so clеar, here's the dеal
She's so stupid, she's so dumb

[Verse 2]
Her mother's wondering who she takes after
Daddy's hoping for some peace hereafter
Airhead comments that are so unprompted
Her folks, they wonder if she was adopted
[Chorus]
I can see it's so real
So pathetic I was numb
It's so clear, here's the deal
She's so stupid, she's so dumb

[Outro]
Dumb
Dumb
Dumb
Dumb!