[Lyric] Shitty Couch (Aidanxward)

I feel depressed and feel like cutting necks
Collecting cheques and skating decks
Roaming under influence with no recollect
Got loads of tracks only 6 on the internet
Me and my cat, taking small parts of the interwebs
Better yet
Still having fun, diving like peter Cech
Getting high, jokes just driving in a fighter jet
In a game, like this is it won't come again
Like an old man turning 70 while masturbating
And im shaving, got the bum fluff, on the chin
And now im saying, im a man, under 18 spraying bars like acid rain
Album playing, in the background guess you haven't herd it yet
13 plus tracks, in hard copy and the internet
Taking shits, bigger than diameter of a nest
Guess its tight, like a virgin being fucked at night
Album time october 25th, man im dying
0 album sales, lets celebrate with some wine

Im fucking fucked up
On Jäger Meister and fucking beer cups
Come here slut, open your mother fucking ears up
Force it in like your cleaning them, with ear buds
Collecting peoples money like debt guy in a smeared tux
Tick tuck, time is going by minutes are a mere month
And im here son, daddy fuck off
Don't go winging my ear drums
Confused personality black or Caucasian
I'll just go in-between guess i am fucking asian
I masturbate continuously
But i watch bbc three
Listening to music since the first series of tweenies
Open up a packet 15 year old pair of twinkles
Sugar bun, in my mouth, mind the diabetes
Or the dyer feeces
Coming out my ass
Next time mind the twinkles
Screenshot with google glass