[Lyric] Sissy Man (Michael Van Bodegom-Smith & Johnny Cassidy)

[Paxton]
Jaqueline Ritter is the reason I am the way I am

[Simon]
Yeah. If our friends didn’t pick on us growing
Up, we wouldn’t have to do it to others
So it’s their fault!
They always used to hang out
Back at my school
Tom, Jack, and Harry Trout
They were so cool
When I asked to join in
They said you coy!
People that open up like that
They're called, sissy boys!
They always called me sissy boy
No that's not me
Maybe cause I like to sit
Down when I pee
They always called me sissy boy
When I say I'm sad
No I'm not a sissy boy
I'm a sissy man!
[Paxton]
So it’s not our fault!
It’s everyone else's!
So... Now it’s starting to feel like we’ve been
Treating people the way we were treated

[Simon]
The golden rule!

[Paxton]
That’s not the golden rule. It just means we are
Somewhat responsible for causing this

[Simon]
No way. I was not like that. All I did was tell
Hudson he too much
Dang. It was us

[Paxton]
Maybe it’s not too late

[Simon]
You think?

[Paxton]
They always called me funny girl
Was never okay
I always used to laugh it off
Just to fit in
They always called me funny girl
To stop me from blooming
If you ask me again I'll say
I'm a funny woman!
[Paxton/Simon]
There's something bout this stupid life
That makes it so keen
There's something super safe about
Being so mean
But if I could be hot rich
And stunning
I'd rather be dumb stupid
Sissy and funny!

[Simon]
Yeah!

[Paxton]
Okay?