[Lyric] SLAP CHOP (MINIVAN HELSING)

Ey
It’s Helsing
With a warning
Uh
This song contains uh
Lots of SAXual content
Hahaha

Slap chop
Going for the nuts if he act up
(Yuh)
Back up
Hit you with a pole call it Gallup
(Okay) (Yeah)
Black all on my jacket
Like a rooftop
(Whoo)
Who popped
Oddly it’s obvious I’m the best one
[Chicken noise?]
Ey
Got em hurting like shingles
This year imma stack chips like pringles
(Yuh) (Whoo)
Nimble with the microphone never simple
(Pop off)
I don’t go to parties I can’t mingle
(Yup)

Damn
I can’t fuck with you adders
(Pop off)
Send you back to the bottom playing snakes and ladders
(Skrrt) (Yeah)
You motherfuckers coughing like you’re taking cadavers
(Fuck yeah man, do it)
If you ask me
Y’all missing a lotta gray matter

Like herе you go the time has come to takе risks
(Like uh, yeah, okay)
I’ll be throwing fists until I break shit
(Uh, yeah, okay)
I don’t have the patience to be cautious
(Uh, yeahaha, okay)
Gut punch after gut punch til they nauseous
Yeah
Okay
Yeah
Helsing
It’s been a wild fucking year so far and we’re only like fifteen days in
This is my
Imma pop off this year
Fuck it
Manifesting it right now

Ay
Catch me in the mosh pit
Toss shit
(Yuh)
Odd fit on still fly as a cockpit
(Ay) (Woo)
Move it or you lose it
Imma take it
(Okay)
Leave your glass on the ground like a break in
(slmlmlm) (whoop)
Throw fists
Bitch
Gonna see me in your obit
(Ahh)
Talked mad shit
Got mad thrown
Owed it
Totally uncontrollably wired to shit talk
Go for the throat when I bother to go off
(woo)
Uh 2021
I dunno why we thought it was gonna be so much better than the last one but
I mean it’s not too late
Yuh