[Lyric] Sneakin Downstairs (Koo Koo Kanga Roo)

[Intro]
Aw, I can't sleep
I'm so thirsty
I need something specific
I specifically need milk

[Chorus]
Can't sleep!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Bad dreams!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Heartburn!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Shhhh!
I'm sneakin' downstairs for a midnight milk

[Verse 1]
I'll be creepin'
While the rest of y'all sleepin'
Down I go, these old stairs creakin'
I only got one thing in mind
Twinkle toe down the hall with my mission to find
Ooh! i'm in the mood to moo
Whole, skim, one, or two
Honestly, any one will do
Refrigerator rendezvous

Got a full glass and I'm throwin' it back
Roll down my esophagus - throat coat
Drink it down fast like I'm on the attack
This late night beverage is the GOAT

You c- You could warm it up if you're freaky
What happens here stays in the kitchen
Remember that we're bein' sneaky
Don't need no twilight snitchin'

[Chorus]
Can't sleep!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Bad dreams!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Heartburn!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Shhhh!
I'm sneakin' downstairs for a midnight milk

[Verse 2]
Don't go down without backup
You'll get caught and sent straight back up
I'ma join you, let me pack up
Thirsty, plus I wanna snack up
The milk I like isn't milk at all
Non-dairy, bruh
Leave the cows to y'all
Plant based, growin' tall
Gonna drink a rice milk waterfall

I don't tolerate lactose
(I'm a) I'm a soy boy
Almond, oat, flax, prost!
Servin' up that pure joy

Shake it up, shake it well
You a punk-rock non-dairy rebel
It tastes close enough, I can't tell
Alternative beverages sure are swell

[Chorus]
Can't sleep!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Bad dreams!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Heartburn!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Shhhh!
I'm sneakin' downstairs for a midnight milk
[Verse 3]
Lookin' at my clock - it's about that time
Knowin' that i got to be at work by nine
Now it's five
I shut my eyes
Can't sleep, got too much on my mind

Maybe that pizza with BBQ chicken
Wasn't a great move
Maybe I shoulda listened
Bad case of heartburn
Insides kickin'
Now I'm headin' downstairs
Gotta get to the kitchen

For a little bit of milk i don't care what kind
But i get there and not a single drop i find
But i remember the advise my mom
And the pot of milk she brought by that time

Carnation
Man, i hate this stuff
Add some tap water and shake it up (gulp)
Yuck!
I finished the cup
It settles my stomach, so that's what's up

[Chorus]
Can't sleep!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Bad dreams!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Heartburn!
Need a midnight milk, midnight milk
Shhhh!
I'm sneakin' downstairs for a midnight milk

[Outro]
Can't sleep!
(Hey I said keep it down! If they hear you, you're grounded!)
Bad dreams!
(Shh - walk quieter! Put on your socks!)
Heartburn!
(And your slippers - and then socks over the slippers!)
Shhhh!
I'm sneakin' downstairs for a midnight milk