[Lyric] Socially Inept (Michael Van Bodegom-Smith & Johnny Cassidy)

[Mr. Starlson]
Well since you all know each other SO well
Why don't we play a little game?
I can give you your phones back if you can name
One fact about each other
Welcome class! To a lesson in decency
Instead of our usual plan
Because I’m completely in shock
Watching fires of social ineptitude
It's time for you all to have a new attitude
I’ve taught here five years and I’ve seen enough
Of the damage that’s been done by you all
You cheat, steal, shame, and laugh
Watching your fellow man and woman fall
In the time that you’ve been here there’s a body count
Trailing from your backs and staining the walls
No matter what empire you’ve built there’s no doubt
There’s a knife waiting for Ceasar to fall
But still you think you float above the crowds? Well
It's time to get your heads, out of the clouds
You're socially inept and there’s a lot to address
But take this chance to clean your cataclysmic mess
I wish you could see through your hypocrisy
It's time to walk like a person, not a queen
Casey and Vinnie
[Casey]
Vinnie loves to go out and... pee in public?

[Vinnie]
I do like to nourish the plants. and Casey likes
To... uh, ANNOY people

[Casey]
My dad does say I’m like a human pimple that
Can’t be popped

[Mr. Starlson]
You treat, all of your friends like dolls
Twisting limbs every way your desire
You shame, mock, laugh and point
While you're the one who's stoking the fire
And your superficial friends won't
Stay to the end, so much for all those empty transactions
Stitching lies on your body to fit their looks
I guess denial is the season of fashion
Pining as much as everybody else
You're no better than those you say that this helps
You’re socially inept, leaving you up with no rest
Staring at screens, praying to see answers that’ll never be
Since you never took the very first basic step
A bit of honesty might just be what we need
[Simon]
Yeah, uh, Paxton. there’s a lot about her that
I’ve learned through the times
She likes to wear a lot of red, and I think is a...D-cup?

[Paxton]
I'm gonna hit you in the D-cup!

[Mr. Starlson]
Ugh, Paxton?

[Paxton]
Okay, so I know that -
(murmurs) likes skating

[Simon]
Excuse me?

[Paxton]
You like skating

[Simon]
Paxton. We’ve been in class together for four years
What is my name?

[Paxton]
I- uh, know my boi, Azul anywhere!
[Mr. Starlson]
Tell me one more thing, are you really happy?
Are your lives as perfect as they say they look?
Here’s what I need learned so badly
This toxic way of life will ruin all of you

[Aurora]
Umm... hmm... I feel like Hudson is very- to himself
Quiet, but caring, very focused on what he wants

[Mr. Starlson]
Thank you Aurora, that was very sweet. Hudson?

[Hudson]
Uh, huh. I mean, you smell pretty good...I guess

[Mr. Starlson]
Now you may all be skeptics, but I hope you change your way
Before you lose the few, connections that you’ve made
You're socially inept, this was a lot to address
But take this chance to clean your cataclysmic mess
I wish you could see through your hypocrisy
Before you’re taken by your
Before you’re taken by your
Before you’re taken by your social guillotine
Was that was forty-five minutes!? Jeez, that
Adderall really works fast, doesn't it?