[Intro]
Larisa went and made me a diss track
It was a bit wack, but I had to hit back
Because in that song she was telling me
And I quote, "I won him in the spelling bee"
What?
[Verse 1]
I swear, man, being that irrational's rare
I mean first off, that line has a grammatical error
And second, that claim isn't even factual there
The real story's 'bout as crazy as her radical hair
It wasn't actually fair, no, no, you see, she
Won the school spelling bee, but never even beat me
I beat her in the class spelling bee, it was easy
But the night before thе school spelling bee, I was queasy (cough)
I got sick, and so she took my placе and won it
You can bet if I was there I would have done it
Now Larisa, let me sum it up, let me dumb it down
You're at your summit, but you're gonna plummet down
Cuz I run it now
You had your judgement clouded
Now I clouted you
And what I'm boutta do
Is show you how it's done, stuff you should know how to do
But then again, I shouldn't have to spell it out for you
[Hook]
It's a, diss for, Larisa
It's a, diss for Larisa
It's a, diss for, Larisa
Listen, it's a, diss for
[Verse 2]
This for the people who had to listen to you rap
Yeah, this for Ms. Fong's third period class
For that project where we had to write a rap about biology
After yours, I think you owed the class an apology
I'm glad I didn't have to see that live
You're claiming it was fire, you can save it like a flash drive
Except you got no gigs, needed braces for that megabyte
I'll still diss you even though I'm super duper mega white
Your rap about parasitism went down the wrong path
I wrote three long rap songs for Ms. Fong's class
And you can't say they weren't good, man they had to be
'Cause Ms. Fong gave me triple A's like the batteries
When it comes to your rap, you should be embarrassed
Judging by that, your grades should be messier than your hair is
And I love your hair, I just can't see your reasoning
Hell, when I sat behind you in eighth grade I couldn't see a thing
[Hook]
It's a, diss for, Larisa
It's a, diss for Larisa
It's a, diss for, Larisa
Listen, it's a, diss for, this for, agh
It's a, diss for, Larisa
It's a, diss for Larisa
It's a, diss for, Larisa
Listen, it's a, diss for, this for
[Verse 3]
This for if you really wanna talk about war
You're not hard to outscore
And I doubt your clout's more
Than mine, I'm blowing up like a land mine
I'm going up, but you're growing up in Peter Pan time
Not glowing up, and you still haven't matured a bit
Tryna take my place like a surrogate, I'm sure of it
You're a little bit of a kid, not clever yet
I'm a cut above, like the haircut you never get
Yeah, I got bars like a prison do
You say you do too, but it isn't true
Man, I gotta stick it to you, in addition to
That, man I'm giving you raps, but when I listen to
You when you're rapping
Often I yawn (yawn)
You can't top what I'm on
Now I'm stopping the song
The only time you ever put bars on the track
Is in relays when you drop the baton
Man, I'm gone
[Outro]
But she prolly isn’t aware
She got frizzier hair than a grizzly bear
Larisa went and made me a diss track
It was a bit wack, but I had to hit back
Because in that song she was telling me
And I quote, "I won him in the spelling bee"
What?
[Verse 1]
I swear, man, being that irrational's rare
I mean first off, that line has a grammatical error
And second, that claim isn't even factual there
The real story's 'bout as crazy as her radical hair
It wasn't actually fair, no, no, you see, she
Won the school spelling bee, but never even beat me
I beat her in the class spelling bee, it was easy
But the night before thе school spelling bee, I was queasy (cough)
I got sick, and so she took my placе and won it
You can bet if I was there I would have done it
Now Larisa, let me sum it up, let me dumb it down
You're at your summit, but you're gonna plummet down
Cuz I run it now
You had your judgement clouded
Now I clouted you
And what I'm boutta do
Is show you how it's done, stuff you should know how to do
But then again, I shouldn't have to spell it out for you
[Hook]
It's a, diss for, Larisa
It's a, diss for Larisa
It's a, diss for, Larisa
Listen, it's a, diss for
[Verse 2]
This for the people who had to listen to you rap
Yeah, this for Ms. Fong's third period class
For that project where we had to write a rap about biology
After yours, I think you owed the class an apology
I'm glad I didn't have to see that live
You're claiming it was fire, you can save it like a flash drive
Except you got no gigs, needed braces for that megabyte
I'll still diss you even though I'm super duper mega white
Your rap about parasitism went down the wrong path
I wrote three long rap songs for Ms. Fong's class
And you can't say they weren't good, man they had to be
'Cause Ms. Fong gave me triple A's like the batteries
When it comes to your rap, you should be embarrassed
Judging by that, your grades should be messier than your hair is
And I love your hair, I just can't see your reasoning
Hell, when I sat behind you in eighth grade I couldn't see a thing
[Hook]
It's a, diss for, Larisa
It's a, diss for Larisa
It's a, diss for, Larisa
Listen, it's a, diss for, this for, agh
It's a, diss for, Larisa
It's a, diss for Larisa
It's a, diss for, Larisa
Listen, it's a, diss for, this for
[Verse 3]
This for if you really wanna talk about war
You're not hard to outscore
And I doubt your clout's more
Than mine, I'm blowing up like a land mine
I'm going up, but you're growing up in Peter Pan time
Not glowing up, and you still haven't matured a bit
Tryna take my place like a surrogate, I'm sure of it
You're a little bit of a kid, not clever yet
I'm a cut above, like the haircut you never get
Yeah, I got bars like a prison do
You say you do too, but it isn't true
Man, I gotta stick it to you, in addition to
That, man I'm giving you raps, but when I listen to
You when you're rapping
Often I yawn (yawn)
You can't top what I'm on
Now I'm stopping the song
The only time you ever put bars on the track
Is in relays when you drop the baton
Man, I'm gone
[Outro]
But she prolly isn’t aware
She got frizzier hair than a grizzly bear
( Cathcart )
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