[Lyric] Stompin Tom Connors (Mr Kyle)

[Verse]
Across the land, New Brunswick man
To Ontario’s Essex County
Folks He Knew, Just passing through
Spreading a musical bounty

He sang no duds, and his famous spuds
Kept all the girls a-blushing
But he never knew, just exactly who’s
Tomato he was crushing
Who's tomato he was crushing

[Chorus 3/4]
Stompin’ Tom Connors was a legend they say
Just a lad of 13 when he ran away

The one time he stopped, had a kid and a wife
But it didn’t stop Tom from his vagabond life

And if that’s not enough about Stompin Tom for ya
You can bet that it’s true he once canned my Aunt Gloria

[Verse]
It’s true I say, found out today
Tom Connor’s stomped my auntie
When I asked him "Why?", came the reply
“You nеver said I can’t-y”
Well It’s more if you should, not if you could
How’d you charm hеr out of her panties?
What he never saw, she was sister in law
To a man called Colasanti
To a man called Colasanti

[Chorus 3/4]
Stompin’ Tom Connors was a legend they say
Just a lad of 13 when he ran away

The one time he stopped, had a kid and a wife
But it didn’t stop Tom from his vagabond life

And if that’s not enough about Stompin Tom for ya
You can bet that it’s true he once canned my Aunt Gloria


[Verse]
Well just like Tom, I sang along
Looked back on what I found
I could play guitar in this here bar
And stop my screwin around
I found out too, what I could do
Wrote stories into lyrics
Now let me get to the final round
So all you folks can hear it

[Chorus 3/4]
Stompin’ Tom Connors was a legend they say
Just a lad of 13 when he ran away

The one time he stopped, had a kid and a wife
But it didn’t stop Tom from his vagabond life

And if that’s not enough about Stompin Tom for ya
You can bet that it’s true he once canned my Aunt Gloria