[Lyric] Stop Feeding The Crows Bagels (Tyler Lee Warren)

Hey stop feeding the crows bagels
They aren’t even eating the bagels
They’re stashing them in the trees
And the bagels are falling down on me
And I fear that come spring
There will be a field of poppy seed

Hey stop feeding crows the bagels
It’s one thing to sit around and look
At the sky when I see ovals
Of dough, oh god they’re eating donuts
Evolution has caught up
And now I fear, our overlords of crows
Will open up a Dunkin Donuts franchise

The crows are now venture capitalists
They’re selling donuts by the roadside
And bagels on the highway
They went and bought stocks in gamestop
And now they’re unstoppable
All because you fed a crow a bagel
Hey stop feeding the crows bagels
They aren’t even eating the bagels
They’re stashing them in the trees
And the bagels are falling down on me
And I fear that come spring
There will be a field of poppy seed