[Lyric] Surprise Surprise (John Tanner)

[Hook: John Tanner]

Surprise Surpise, I walk in feeling like money
These niggas ain't see it coming
I look em right in their eyes
Surprise Surprise
Wakin up to random women
I hardly even remember
And All they do is reply
Surprise Surprise

Young niggas doin it all
If these niggas do it like y'all
Then they probably doing it wrong
These bitches sticking around
They mustve heard I was on
She say she wanna get down
I hope she takin me home

[Verse 1: John Tanner]
Surprise Surprise bitches, I bomb bomb bitches
No strings attached, Wifi bitches
I never tell a lie, and if gods my witness
Ima boss, let me teach you how to floss I'm a dentist
Get lost and get with it, they offer me kisses
Fuck em all, and they scream air ball when they miss it
I'm the cash cow of my whole team, good business
But with stars on the team its still Lebrons squad isn't it?

Let them boys hang tough
These bitches play every quarter since the boy changed up
If he say what he really mean, and he want the best for his girl
Will she leave a nigga for me, then u can't blame her (ya can't)

Slow down? Nah never took a day off
I never hang around with losing niggas like they are
I never play around, ya girl be turning the game off
She want me take it down pretending I'm junior seau
Yah yah

[Hook: John Tanner]

Surprise Surpise, I walk in feeling like money
These niggas ain't see it coming
I look em right in their eyes
Surprise Surprise
Wakin up to random women
I hardly even remember
And All they do is reply
Surprise Surprise
Young niggas doin it all
If these niggas do it like y'all
Then they probably doing it wrong
These bitches sticking around
They mustve heard I was on
She say she wanna get down
I hope she takin me home

[Verse 2: John Tanner]

Good morning Mr. Tanner, heres your coffee
I made it just like you like it, I'm naked just like you like it
I'll get on top of the bed and I'll space it just like you like it
She begging for long bar, I fuck her just like I'm typing
Come get a load of me now, I hold it all the way down
The joy stick is out of batteries, no controlling me now
The economies kind of fucked, so ill take whats owed to me now
Consider switching ya lanes, you beginning to slow me down

Catch me Doin suicides in that 55
Ain't no guarantee that you'll see me unless its prime time
Bunch of cheerleaders screaming they want some of my time
When she say she wit it ill treat them tithes like pom poms
Can I get a I-I, can I get a T-T. thats who I am and thats why she fuckin with me
And I suavely fuck on a couch but she into doing new things
So I took her up to my room cuz she never fucked on a king
Guess she never fucked with a king
[Hook: John Tanner]

Surprise Surpise, I walk in feeling like money
These niggas ain't see it coming
I look em right in their eyes
Surprise Surprise
Wakin up to random women
I hardly even remember
And All they do is reply
Surprise Surprise

Young niggas doin it all
If these niggas do it like y'all
Then they probably doing it wrong
These bitches sticking around
They mustve heard I was on
She say she wanna get down
I hope she takin me home