[Lyric] Tad Gram Style (Adam Dawson)

Tad Gram Style
We are in Yorkshire, in Toulston which is near
To Tadcaster, very famous for its beer
The smell of 'ops is often found just ’anging in the air
Then there's Tad Kebab, with it's really greasy fayre

We ’ave a stable block, but we don't 'ave any 'orses
But our library rocks, with its excellent resources
Doors are never locked, it's got a mezzanine where students can prepare for mocks
And they pull up their socks

We are from Yorkshire, the home of puddings and Yorkshire Tea (allegedly)
We've all got ferrets inside our trousers so don't come near, that much is clear
So we all wear our flat caps and have whippets 'ere

But we’ve got Tad Gram Style
Tad Gram Style (Aye aye aye aye)
Aye we’ve got Tad Gram Style
Tad Gram Style (Aye aye aye aye)
Aye we've got Tad Gram Style
Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot)
We’ve got Tad Gram Style
Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot)

Acres of green space, but the head hates all the litter
The students are too lazy and the cleaning staff get bitter
Back up in the canteen where we have our own Nigellas
They pat it and they prick it

Got Toulston Lodge up there, at least I think that's what it's called
It's just like ’Ogwarts there, with wooden 'eads and panelled walls
There's talk of tunnels there, but no one's ever seen 'em, but we just don't care

We are from Yorkshire, the home of puddings and Yorkshire Tea (allegedly)
We've all got ferrets inside our trousers so don't come near, that much is clear
So we all wear our flat caps and have whippets 'ere

But we've got Tad Gram Style
Tad Gram Style (Aye aye aye aye)
Aye we've got Tad Gram Style
Tad Gram Style (Aye aye aye aye)
Aye we've got Tad Gram Style

Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot)
We've got Tad Gram Style
Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot)
The bus park side, people waitin' for their ride
Students shovin' till they get to go and get inside
A fight for seats, and for homeward treats
Their headphones and listenin' to their phat beats

We've got Tad Gram Style

Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot)
Tad Gram Style
Hey Yorkshire Puddings (Hot, hot, hot, hot)

We've got Tad Gram Style