[Lyric] Take a Hit and Catch a Buzz (Snoman)

[Intro - Snoman]
Damn green created it up
This shit is fat man, mmh
Take a hit, take a hit
Ugh I'm buzzin', I'm buzzin'

[Verse 1 - Snoman]
Ready an insult to launch this composition
Be on the astral region of your subconscious
I'm settin' up shop in your cerebral cortex like surgical forceps
I'm rippin' a mic strapped with 24 tracks aiming for ya dome
DJ Nabs on my scratch like Hydrocortisone
No shortcuts or short-steps cause my creative vortex rips through lines like Tony Dorsett
Save the hype for the A&R, showcase seminars, conventions, hotels n' rental cars
Cause I got more lines than a character sketch to make thousands chill like Old America
The Mount St. Helen of hip-hop, spewing rhymes and puttin' MC to sleep like Unisom
Girls whisper "he's so shy", but once you get to know me honey ??? is better than bungee-jumpin'
More hits than the Oakland A's, I got the bowlegs the finesse and more juice than Ocean Spray
I kick rhymes like Jean-Claude Van Damme and build more excitement than Pontiac Grand Am
So cut that me Tarzan you Jane food chain theory cause you'll get burned like butane
Jack can be nimble Jack can be quick but Jack ain't write this script
So take a hit and catch a buzz
[Refrain]
Just take a hit and catch a buzz
Take a hit, take a hit
And catch a buzz

[Verse 2]
I'm fillin' prescriptions on your musical pharmaceuticals, architecturally landscaped acoustical soundtrack
State of the art, lyrics smooth like Sucrets no Keith Sweat Patti LaBelle duet
So please jump to save the hefty trash for the garbage dumpster
Cause Nabs is on my needle like acupuncture
And we've been dropping dope beats n' rhymes since girls who called all that 'boo did I scare you' nonsense
You been watchin' too much Tom and Jerry cartoons cause when I hitcha' with the skillet, you'll feel-it
So eat a more balanced breakfast, cause I drop outlaws, in-laws, southpaws and ambidextrous
I crash parties like Boeing jets over Lockerbie Scotland, S.N.O. to the apostrophe
?????? there was, the wizard has won because because…
Just take a hit and catch a buzz

[Refrain]
Just take a hit and catch a buzz
Take a hit, take a hit

[Bridge]
Atlanta, take a hit and catch a buzz
D.C., take a hit and catch a buzz
Seattle, take a hit and catch a buzz
L.A., take a hit and catch a buzz
New York, take a hit and catch a buzz
Miami, take a hit and catch a buzz
Detroit, take a hit and catch a buzz
[Verse 3]
Sno's got the vapors like Vicks to clear your sinuses for rhymers with names like John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
I'm in ya face, ya eardrum, your local supermarket, you couldn't find more snow in Antartica
Dropping lyrics like Santa down your chimney and keepin' microphones lit like Disneyland
So sit in the clouds and save your beat for the backburner
Cause Nabs is on the break like Nat Turner
Take the yodle into Switzerland cause all of that 'yes yes ya'll' is gettin' worn out like Michelin
Smokin MC's with my home remedy, and leavin' crowds screamin' "who why how?" like John F Kennedy
Fraud skeever, Sno you're somethin' like that, but uh but uh but uh archaic
Don't give me that "go West young man go West, there's gold in them there hills" mess
Just take a hit and catch a buzz

[Outro/Shoutouts]
Hey Dugout, ya want some of this man?
Just take a hit and catch a buzz
Hey Fog MC, ya want some of this?
Just take a hit and catch a buzz
Hey Kriss Kross, take a hit
???, take a hit
Vanilla Ice, take a hit
Grand Puba, haha

Snoman, fresh from '93
Take a hit, take a hit