Song: Tellin Porkies
Artist:  Lophtus
Year: 2018
Viewed: 72 - Published at: 5 years ago

[classroom singing 'The Cow goes Moo']

I took
This lady out last night
And we wined and dined
Had a perfect time
So
Then I took her back home...
...and naturally...
I slit her throat
(I treated her good before it though?!)

Fuck it
Imma hit the streets and grab some tits
Chill out
I'm thirsty bitch
Just be thankful I dint rape you
And rob your womb of your child
Did you really think i'd drink that oat milk shite?
(I'm a real male)
Ooh, whooa
So we play that same old song
Oh god, yes
And every meal is a weird funeral
Stop
Fucking stop telling me this shit's normal
[Brummy] - (Well, it's the food chain, we on the food chain now int'we so...)
Imma put you in that factory farm
We'll see how fucking 'normal' it is then

(Oh! Shit! What you doing to MY DOG?!!!)
Making stroganoff
Go lay the table and I'll bring you somе proper pukka grub
It's cool
It's free-range, love
(Oh! Poopsykins!!)

"Yar...if I go vеgan, all my friends will think I'm strange(?)"
Bitch...are you deranged?
Who gives a flying fuck what a bunch of cunts think of you?
Since when did vanity trump the truth?

Ooh, whooa
So we play that same old song
Oh god, yes
And every meal is a weird funeral
Stop
Fucking stop telling me this shit's normal
[Roadman] - (Yeh, it's natural bruv, y'get me?)
Nah
Imma put you in that factory farm
We'll see how fucking 'normal' it is then
Pump those chicks full of drugs
Make them menstruate
More than they can take
Melt their beaks, and blend their boys up
Those eggs belong to us, coz we got dominion in the eyes of a god
Who only exists in our heads...yes?...
...Yes
I know it's not your fault
You were never told
But now you know the facts
So will you change when truth comes?
Or like the norm, remain blissfully dumb?...

Ooh, whooa
So we play that same old song
Oh god, yes
And every meal is a weird funeral
Stop
Fucking stop telling me this shit's normal
[Toff city boy] - (Well, you know, it's a totally natural part of...)
Imma put you in that factory farm
We'll see how fucking 'normal' it is then
Imma BBQ your kids, your cats and dogs
We'll see how fucking normal it is then

Imma put you in that factory farm
We'll see how fucking 'normal' it is then
Imma BBQ your kids, your cats and dogs
We'll see how fucking normal it is then

( Lophtus )
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