[Lyric] Thanks To Henry Ford We Can Whip Caddies (Mo-B & OnlyOne)

[Verse 1: OnlyOne]
I’m the skinny loser, comic book, fat kid porker
Ms. popular all-star personality disorder
Fifty of the hottest models in the cover of Time’s
Prescription spotlight perfectly manufactured and designed
All the time you give your profession, this is your life
You scare and looked at pigs for protection and this is your life
You can't give you kids some affection and this is your life
And George Bush rigged the election, but this isn't right
Don’t digest this if you’re sick, pregnant, human or tired
Not safe for children or adults assembly required
Microwaves and vacuum cleaners, invisible monsters
I’ll tell you about Chuck, but now a word from our sponsors
Vote for John Kerry’s sticker on a Dodge Intrepid trunk
Bush on a SUV, both at the unleaded pump
Does it make sense to you, they make billions off your image
When you look in the mirror you decide your life before you live it
The first rule of project mayhem, be happy for them
I’m Jack’s complete detachment from who I actually am

[Chorus: OnlyOne]
I’m a ____ sippin’ _____, I’m beautiful
I’m mass assembly
I’m hair dye on my blue eyes, and my acrylic nails
I’m mass assembly
On my, cell phone, plastic Velcro, I’m so modern
I’m mass assembly
On my wrist watch, sippin’ crystal, I’m very important
I’m mass assembly
[Verse 2: Mo-B]
I’m a three sports Letterman, free excel
Ran through all the cheerleaders, they kiss and tell
Push my daddy’s new Beamer, it’s show and tell
Bitches pay to kick it late, I’m Dave Attell
You’re laughin’ at my jokes like I’m Dave Chappelle
My favorite artists have massive album sells
I am top shelf, just to let you know
You call them shit ___ but it says cargo
This car’s full, of anorexic models
They laugh and giggle when I step on the throttle
If so spin the bottle, it’s lobster and steak
My dick is gift wrapped once they clean they plate
Yea I fake and bake, even get my nails done
I color coordinate in a ____ highest fashion
Lights, camera, action, yea mass assembly
If I just blend in then nobody will remember me

[Chorus: OnlyOne]
I’m a, house wife, suit and tie, a worker bee
I’m mass assembly
Best supporting actress, lead role, lights camera action
I’m mass assembly
I’m a big shot, so flossed, I’m a major player
I’m mass assembly
I’m a, fake reaction, forced laughter, I’m a shallow person
I’m mass assembly
[Outro: Mo-B]
Doctor 90210, I want a famous face, wait, all I ever really wanted was the fame
I changed what God gave, now I’m attractive, I am, you are, we are plastic
I am, you are, we are plastic, I am, you are, we are plastic, plastic, plastic
I am, you are, we are plastic