[Lyric] That Dish is a Risk (Off Book Cast)

Hey, Mom, can I talk to you real quick?
What is it, sweetheart?
The entire Mock Trial team is out there
I know! I know, I'm so excited sweetheart
I know, it's just that, I'm looking at the table right now. I just want to be the one to tell you...

That dish is a risk!
That dish is a risk!
You don't know how it's gonna end up, with this, because that dish is a risk!

That dish is a risk!
No...
That dish is a risk!
Like, even more so than an exotic fish, that dish is a risk!

Matthew, don't you worry! Don't worry your little head
I have all types of dishes, even safe, safe garlic bread!
If someone wants to venture out and have a salad with quinoa
Who am I to not broadеn their horizons? Let their horizons bе broad!

That dish is a risk!
That dish is a risk!
You wouldn't serve it after a potluck or a bris
Why? Because it's a risk!
And even the garlic bread has a little adventurous flair
What?
I see some unorthodox herbs on the side over there!
It's just a little bit of parsley!
Why would you do that?
It brightens the whole thing up!
I don't think it does
We gotta push these kids, Matthew, that's what's up!
No we don't

That dish is a risk!
They are children!
That dish is a risk!
That dish is a risk! (It's not a risk!)