[Lyric] The Asshole and the Good One (Daniel Kahn & Psoy Korolenko)

[Daniel Kahn, Psoy Korolenko & both]
An asshole I am, a good one you are
Lacking your wholeness I will not get far
An asshole I am, a good one you are
Lacking your wholeness I will not get far

A good one I am, the asshole you are
Lacking your emptiness I won’t get far
A good one I am, the asshole you are
Lacking your emptiness I won’t get far

I live like a pig, I live like a shit
You’re toiling away, and I don’t give a shit
I live like a pig, I live like a shit
You’re toiling away, and I don’t give a shit

You live like a pig, you live like a shit
I’m toiling away, and you don’t give a shit
You live like a pig (Oink oink), you live like a shit
I’m toiling away, and you don’t give a shit
The asshole I am (Asshole), the good one you are (Good one)
Lacking your cleanness I will not get far
An asshole I am, the good one you are
Lacking your cleanness I will not get far

A good one I am (Yes), the asshole you are (Yes I am)
Lacking your filthiness I won’t get far (I agree)
A good one I am, the asshole you are
Lacking your filthiness I won’t get far

Again I’m a jerk, again I’m a dick (Dick)
Again my behavior is ugly and sick
Again I’m a jerk, again I’m a dick
Again my behavior is ugly and sick

Again you’re a jerk, again you’re a dick
Again your behavior is ugly and sick
Again you’re a jerk, again you’re a dick
Again your behavior is ugly and sick

May I burn in flames, be stumped by a horse
No matter what happens, you’re mine and I’m yours
May I burn in flames, be stumped by a horse
No matter what happens, you’re mine and I’m yours

May you burn in flames, be fucked by a swine
No matter what happens, I’m yours and you’re mine
May you burn in flames, be fucked by a swine
No matter what happens, I’m yours and you’re mine
An asshole I am, a good one you are
Lacking your wholeness I will not get far
An asshole I am, a good one you are
Lacking your wholeness I will not get far

A good one I am, the asshole you are
Lacking your emptiness I won’t get far
A good one I am, the asshole you are
Lacking your wholeness I will not get far

A good one I am, the asshole you are
Lacking your emptiness I won’t get far
A good one I am, the asshole you are
Lacking your filthiness I won’t get far