[Lyric] The Bachelor Suite (Jr. Gone Wild)

[Spoken]
One two three four five six

[Verse 1]
It's the dumbest of stupid, I'm so irate
How many times can I make this mistake?
I've been carrying this thing around
And it's dragging me into the ground
Don't ask me anything profound
I just want to get pissed

[Verse 2]
Because you're stuck in my head, why don't you get the fuck
And take your memories with you, Goddamn you get out
This is only a bachelor suite
And anyways I'm not all that neat
And one of us has to admit defeat
Me, I'm going to the bar

[Verse 3]
Well I've got an idea, I'll leave through the backdoor
You don't have to show me, 'cause I've been hеre before
Thеre's a lesson to be learned, I assume
Somewhere in this small fucking room
Don't stand there holding a broom
'Cause I might miss last call