[Lyric] The Choice Is Yours Skit (Chazer Wazer)

[Chazer]
The end and that was Horror Stories. Now, one thing to remember is that these are just stories written by yours truly, don't go do some crazy shit and commit a school shooting or even worse, listen to a Logic album. But anywayz, thank you listening this has be--

[Andrew]
Hey.

[Chazer]
Andrew?

[Andrew]
Yeah, I've just come here to apologise for everything, from dissing you to killing you, I'm sorry. It's just I was going through some shit. I had a drug issue and my wife left, it left me depressed and to be truthful, I think I was jealous of you. I know this must sound weird to you, but it's true. And I ain't just saying this, I want to do an album with you, imagine that, that's like Eminem & Lamar Kendrick coming together, what do you say?

[Big Daddy Killer]
Kill him.

[Chazer]
I can't.

[Big Daddy Killer]
You know you wanna go on.
[Chazer]
I can't.

[Big Daddy Killer]
He tried to embarrassed you, and he killed you.

[Chazer]
Yeah but I'm alive so it doesn't really matter.

[Big Daddy Killer]
It's his fault you're a loser.

[Chazer]
I'm not a loser.

[Big Daddy Killer]
Yes you are, pull the trigger and take some fucking control of your life.

[Chazer]
No!

[Big Daddy Killer]
Do it!

[Chazer]
I can't!
[Big Daddy Killer]
Pull the fucking trigger!

[Andrew]
Chazer?

[Gunshot]