[Lyric] The Dearest of Friends (Alioof)

[SCHLATT]
My old buddy, my old pal
Let's both agree, I had a bad beat
So, my dear sugar pumpkin

[QUACKITY]
Ugh, really?

[SCHLATT]
Why don't you take a seat

Don't you want me back?
C'mon we had fun in spades
We had a grand time together
Let's relive the good old days

I miss our passion, our bond
The games we used to play
You and me against the world
I wouldn't have it any other way
Why don't you let me loose?
Let's be partners once again

[QUACKITY]
You're so full of shit

[SCHLATT]
Just do me this little favor
What do you say, my dearest friend?

[QUACKITY]
You think that I would help you?
I'd rather do anything else instеad
If you're coming to me
You must really bе drawing dead

I'm building my empire
All bright lights, glitz and glam
I'm a businessman at heart
You didn't get me where I am

We had no passion, no bond
I'm done playing your games
If you were gonna try to fire
You should have prepared for the flames
[SCHLATT]
Oh, c'mon baby...

[QUACKITY]
These "fun times" we had
Were all made up inside your head
You don't deserve any favors
There's my answer, "dearest" friend

[SCHLATT]
I'm calling your bluff
I'm sure there's something I can do

[QUACKITY]
Oh really?

[SCHLATT]
Why don't we make a deal?
You can trust I'll follow through

[QUACKITY]
I suppose for old times sake
We could make a bet on my terms

[SCHLATT]
Hm...
[QUACKITY]
Leave your fate up to Lady Luck
And be my first customer

[BOTH]
A coin toss, a gamble
A joker against the ace of spades
Let's deal the final hand
And play our last game

One night of passion, of fun
Let's see where we stand

[SCHLATT]
Either I'll hit the jackpot

[QUACKITY]
Or you'll be under my command

[BOTH]
We're both going all in
There's no need to pretend
The ultimate bet between
The dearest of friends