Song: The Dress
Year: 2021
Viewed: 85 - Published at: 3 years ago

[PAUL BURRELL]
What can a princess do when her prince takes to the air
And tells his gobsmacked subjects he's had a love affair?
She could moan on her throne, and sob and say "boo-hoo,"
Or find a frock designed to shock, designed to say "fk you!"

She could try something sly
A bh on wheels in six-inch heels;
You'll rock the place in silk and lace
That maybe lacks a bit of taste...

What better way to impress than to show a flash of flesh?
So how about this "fk you" dress;
This fkity, fkity, fkity, fkity "fk you" dress?

(spoken) Perhaps I've said too much. My apologies - and goodnight

[DIANA]
Unless...
(sung) What can a woman do when her life goes off the rails
She wonders why she married the priggish Prince of Wales?
She could frown in her crown and accept her Waterloo
Or flash her smile and use her style to tell her prince "screw you!"
She could sport something short, even bolder off-the-shoulder;
Black chiffon will turn them on and tick this prince right off!
When a girl needs to express her proper state of distress
Revenge looks best in a "fk you" dress;
(with PAUL BURRELL) A fkity, fkity, fkity, fkity "fk you" dress!
[MALE ENSEMBLE]
Hell yes - who'd ever guess
While a man makes a bloody mess
She steps out in a "fk you" dress
A fkity, fkity, fkity, fkity "fk you" dress?

[QUEEN ELIZABETH]
My son is on the telly, pouring out his heart;
While his wife is on the town, dressed up like a tart
It's no surprise that this is a royal tabloid mess
Not the first Windsor to prefer another missus
Just the first one to confess
Her Majesty is in distress
This travesty she must address
A princess in a mm-mm dress
A mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm dress

[ENSEMBLE]
If you're hot to attract the press
Here's the secret to success:
Try your luck with a "fk you" dress

[QUEEN ELIZABETH]
A mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm dress!

[ENSEMBLE]
Girlfriend in a "fk you" dress
"Fk you" dress!
[DIANA]
When a girl needs to express her proper state of distress
Revenge looks best in a "fk you" dress

[PAUL BURRELL]
A fkity, fkity, fkity, fkity

[FEMALE ENSEMBLE]
Fkity, fkity, fkity, fkity

[ALL ENSEMBLE]
Fkity, fkity, fkity, fkity
Fkity, fkity, fkity, fkity
Fkity, fkity, fkity, fkity, fkity, fkity

[PAUL BURRELL]
"Fk you" dress!

( Diana Original Broadway Cast )
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