[Lyric] The Grand Geniuses of the Modern Days (Down Memory Lane)

Look around, beware of new slang terms
A complete gibberish for us old timers
Abbreviations or made up words
Verbal sloth by screenagers
Are they trying to prevent arthritis
Or severe cases of wrist tendinitis?
Anything to save a click
With tight schedules like theirs
There's no time to waste

YOLO, savage, bae, high-key, low-key
Enlighten my way cause I lost it
Phrasing's obsolete since they
Hashtag what they do or say

Stay woke, can't еven, goat, hundo p
Such nonsense, still need dеcoding
When in Rome...let me try once
#whatthefuckisgoingon?

Words that no one really understands but keep saying them cause it's the latest trend
Thanks to West, Drake and Bieber's sayings
The grand geniuses of modern days
Using smart combinations of words
And tell the world it's some kind of subculture
"Z's" find it cleverly fun
But if you ask me I find it pretty stumb!
(The combination of stupid and dumb)
"Wassup" is being reduced to "sup"
Netflix and chill means; cuddle and fuck
"Bye Felicia" is for "go, I don't care"
Not understanding get me laughed at
I tried and tried but failed this task but
#notasinglefuckgiven

Look around, beware of new slang terms
A complete gibberish for us old timers
Abbreviations or made up words
Verbal sloth by screenagers
The ever-evolving bastardization of the written and spoken words and phrases
Caused by the idolatry
Of unintelligible celibrities