[Lyric] The Greatest Show of All Time Skit (Chazer Wazer)

[Announcer]
Adam & Eve the TV Show was filmed in front of a live studio audience

[Audience cheering]

[Adam]
Honey, I'm home

[Audience laughing]

[Eve]
Oh, Adam, I love you so much, you're the greatest person to ever live.

[Audience laughing]

[Adam]
Um, that's actually God, you dumb Slut.

[Audience laughing]

[Eve]
Oh dear, Adam. I'm so terribly sorry, I will whip myself 99 times.
[Audience laughing]

[Adam]
Ha, you've got 99 problems and a whip is all of them.

[Very big audience laugh]

[Eve]
Wowzers, Adam, you're so funny, you're as funny as Chazer Wazer.

[Audience laughing]

[Adam]
Ha-ha, that's retarded. No one can be as funny as him.

[Audience laughing]

[Eve]
Yes, you're right. I'm so sorry, I'll do you're favorite meal for dinner.

[Audience laughing]

[Adam]
Ha ha. That's my girl. That's my girl.

[Crowd cheering]