[Lyric] The Hipster (RAPMANGOOGLEBAD)

Thick black glasses
Fine art classes
Folk and bluegrasses
Hipster

Personality weird
Twisted and sincere
Drinks off brand beer
Hipster

Band you've never heard
Coat made from a bird
Humor is absurd
Hipster

In a band with no name
Playing an odd board game
Refuses to take the train
Hipster

(Whispered) Hipster…Hipster…Hipster…
Wakes up
Mutters aimlessly
Throws rocks
Hipster?

Schizophrenic
Laughing with me, myself and I
Goes in the kitchen and eats a fig pie
Hipster?

Drives an old car
Frequents the gay bar
But he’s straight
Hipster?

Doesn’t have a job
Scrapes his corn off the cob
Owns a parakeet named Bob
Hipster?

(Whispered) Hipster?...Hipster?...Hipster?...

Scares cats and dogs
Enjoys wading through bogs
Own 20 pairs of crocs
Weirdo
Yells at small children
Swings on swings
His favorite search engine is Bing
Messed Up

Has a sweater collection
And a strong internet connection
Has his own WiFi
Different

Talks to himself
Jumps at other people
Bites friends and family
Mentally insane

(Whispered) Psycho…Psycho…Psycho…Psycho…Psycho

Listens to the Avett Brothers
Lives on Little Falls
A true thug
B-Nasty

Vice President
Amateur rapper
Has a big clique
B-Nasty
Many inside jokes
And a grandpa in 1st period
Not usually serious
Brent

Looks like Bruce Willis
Except he has hair
Phone never on
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