[Lyric] The Miracle (Original Broadway Cast of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)

[CHRISTINE]
And when it seems
Your hopes and dreams
Are on the run again
Bad luck has won again
And it won't stop-

The clouds wil part
And you will start
To see the sun again
And life's a ball, you're standing tall
You've found your way back to the
Top-

Breath in and taste the ocean
Breeze
Look at the way the leaves are
Dancing in the banyan trees
Listen to what they are singing to
You-
Nothing is too wonderful-
[FREDDY]
Nothing is too wonderful-

[CHRISTINE/FREDDY]
Nothing is too wonderful to be-

(Down in the hotel lobby, Andre whispers to a Bellboy)

[ANDRE, spoken]
Psst
Psst

(Meanwhile, back in the hotel suite...)

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Oh, Sergeant Benson it will happen. You'll see

[FREDDY, spoken]
Gosh, Sergeant Benson just sounds so formal. Please, call me Buzz

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Alright...Buzz

(Christine runs down to the hotel lobby and moves to the front desk)

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Excuse me! Pardom me! Please!
I have to mail this urgent letter
Overnight to Vienna!
[BELLBOY, spoken]
Paging the doctor...
Paging Dr. Shuffhausen-
Paging Dr. Emil Shuffhausen-
Of Vienna

(Christine stops in surprise and runs back to Freddy in her hotel suite)

[ENSEMBLE]
Nothing is too wonderful

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Buzz!

[ENSEMBLE]
Nothing is too wonderful

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
You'll never guess!

[ENSEMBLE]
Oo oo oo oo Wonderful!

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Buzz, who is the one person in the entire world you would most like to see at this moment?
[FREDDY], spoken
Uh! Umm... Grandma?!

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Better! Presenting Dr. Emil Shuffhausen!

(Lawrence enters with a smile, a Viennese accent, and a new disguise)

[LAWRENCE, spoken]
Good evening, Sergeant Benson

[ENSEMBLE]
Ahh!