[Lyric] The Vending Machine (Louis Holding)

I walked up to the vending machine
It was looking pretty mean
I knew it would give me anything
But I still put my cash in
Chose the Polos on the third shelf
But it gave me something else
I wasn't gonna let it take my lunch
So I threw it a massive punch

It's the vending machine
It's the vending machine
It's the vending machine
It's the vending machine

The alarm sounded very loud
I was getting a rather big crowd
Took the Polos and ran away
The vending machine had ruined my day
The guards chased me through the door
Smashed my face onto the floor
Cuffed my hands behind my back
Just for stealing just one pack
It's the vending machine
It's the vending machine
It's the vending machine
It's the vending machine