[Lyric] The Winning Sperm (Jacob Mondry)

[Verse 1]
Thank you mom, and thank you dad
For that one incredible night you had
Way way back in 1992
It meant the world to me, literally

[Chorus]
So light the candles and let them burn
Raise a glass to our hundred year term
To all my brothers I hope you get a turn
Signed yours truly, the winning sperm

[Verse 2]
When I was in high school
I wasn't very fast
But if you think about it
We're the fastest in our class
Think of all the millions who didn't win first place
I guess you could say, we won the human race

[Chorus]
So light the candles and let them burn
Raise a glass to our hundred year term
To all my brothers I hope you get a turn
[Outro]
Signed yours truly the winning
Signed yours truly, I'm swimming
Signed yours truly, the winning sperm