[Lyric] ​there are many benefits to being at the end of 2021 (Jan Misali)

[Intro: Diana Ross, Narrator]
Through the mirror of my mind, time after time
(The series that brought women--)

[Verse 1: Leviathan, Justin Kuritzkes]
We got a
Number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we bout to get down (get down!)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
People always ask me
My friend just got downed
If my mother is immortal
I revived him, now we're heading southbound
But no one ever steps into the portal
Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the markеd sheet

[Verse 2: The Backyardigans, Eminem]
Castaways, we are castaways
Ahoy therе, ahoy
We are castaways
It's fun for me just to grab a boob
Plus my penis got an attitude
My wiener's in a combative mood
Come and suck a mean one like it's mad at--
It's fun for me just to grab a boob
Plus my penis got an attitude
My wiener's in a combative mood
Come and suck a mean one like it's mad at--
[Verse 3: Lil Nas X]
Call me when you want, call me when you need
Call me in the morning, I'll be on the way
Call me when you want, call me when you need
Call me out by your name, I'll be on the way

[Verse 4: Mark Cooper-Jones, Jay Foreman]
Both the U.S.A and Canada have squares in large amounts
But we are only counting countries and states don't count
Poland would look like a square if it invaded to the south
Kazakhstan looks like a turtle with a leaf stuck in its mouth

[Verse 5: Bo Burnham, Rob Cantor, Drake from uberduck.ai Droopy Dog]
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
A little bit of everything, all of the time?
See the way the Earth can stay below
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything, all of the time
Who do we think we are
Girl, is that a pie in your window?
Everything plays a part
'Cuz I wanna get to know it
There are some things we are never meant to know
I had to do it, 'cuz
I'm a bad boy.
[Verse 6: TBD (Brian David Gilbert), 80Fitz, nitoxfnbr]
Why so serious?
'Cuz girl, you know that my life is unreal
I've got--
Erlaubt dass ich Cola! Wie cool ist das bitten? Yippee!
But I'd give it all up, if I could have just one day
Just one day
I'd give it up for one day without Dale

[Verse 7: Link Neal]
Yes, I am a nerd!
Bookworm, I'm studious
From my cerebral cortex, to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I'm no rocket scientist, oh wait, I am!
When I pour my Alpha-Bits, I get nothing but straight A's
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket protector protector protector

[Transition: KoltJolt]
I slammed my penith in the car door!

[Verse 8: Zubin Sedghi]
Do you like how I walk?
Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric
[Verse 9: Scott Wozniak, Penny Crygor (Cristina Lucía Jáuregui)]
I'm on the border
(Does my whole life need a giant watermark?)
Of starting over
(I truly really never noticed something so stark)
She's got her hair tied up in braids
Why is it this way?
And glasses perched up on her face
(These are some deep questions, this is getting too philosophical for me)
She is a small girl taking on a big world
Blue from feeling like I'm suffocating
With inventions she made!
To lay it on the line, it's closing in on me!

[Verse 10: Penny Crygor (Cristina Lucía Jáuregui), Hayley Williams, roastfellow]
And though her plans may go awry, she's gonna get back up and try
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
Gonna be a shining star, she's going far, Penny!
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Larry, Pearl, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton

[Verse 11: roastfellow, Emamouse]
Karen, Squidward, Gary, and Ms. Puff
La la lovely, tiny pee peepy, I wanna hug to the my boy
Plankton, SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, King Neptune
Pipipipi, la la lovely, tiny pee peepy, I wanna hug to the my boy

[Verse 12: Lubalin, Masked Wolf]
Okay well, this horse isn't from here, Abby
You can't be calling me a lair (Calling me a lair)
When I have damn papers in this bitch
And you sure don't know everything about a horse, honey
So, kinda get over yourself
You're calling me a lair, that's real funny, don't you think?
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
You haven't even seen this horse
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
This horse is bigger and huger than any horse I've own
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
And she 10 times the size of yours
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ay
What you know about rollin' down in the deep?
When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel--

[Outro: Caramella Girls]
Just like a tanned Harry Potter